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11<br />

A Lady <strong>of</strong> K<strong>in</strong>k<br />

Mercifully we get through <strong>the</strong> rema<strong>in</strong>der <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

morn<strong>in</strong>g without fur<strong>the</strong>r <strong>in</strong>cident. Although, just<br />

before lunch, our lecture was <strong>in</strong>terrupted briefly when<br />

we heard an unmistakable sound echo<strong>in</strong>g along <strong>the</strong><br />

corridors. Ms Sills, who was conduct<strong>in</strong>g our lecture,<br />

just sighed and trailed <strong>of</strong>f. She knows from long<br />

experience that our attention has been momentarily<br />

distracted. Clearly somewhere along <strong>the</strong> hallway, <strong>in</strong><br />

ano<strong>the</strong>r lecture room, some poor soul is be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

absolutely creamed. Ms Sills did not cont<strong>in</strong>ue <strong>to</strong><br />

discuss <strong>the</strong> roguish shenanigans <strong>of</strong> Miss Becky Sharp<br />

until <strong>the</strong> distant beat<strong>in</strong>g had been fully executed.<br />

When <strong>the</strong> bell goes <strong>to</strong> announce <strong>the</strong> end <strong>of</strong><br />

morn<strong>in</strong>g lectures I pack up my books and head-<strong>of</strong>f<br />

back <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> land<strong>in</strong>g. Nixdown falls <strong>in</strong> beside me and<br />

slips her arm <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> m<strong>in</strong>e.<br />

“How’s <strong>the</strong> bum?” she asks cheerily.<br />

“Actually it’s still smart<strong>in</strong>g,” I grumble. “Katie<br />

really put her arm <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> it and my bum wasn’t <strong>in</strong> great<br />

shapes <strong>to</strong> start with.”

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