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53<br />

almost always as a result <strong>of</strong> Claire swear<strong>in</strong>g her<br />

pretty, potty-mou<strong>the</strong>d little head <strong>of</strong>f.<br />

“Thanks for <strong>the</strong> trip down memory lane,<br />

Nixxy,” she half-smiled, “but I’d better cut along. You<br />

know how hard Paul<strong>in</strong>e canes and if I don’t keep on<br />

<strong>the</strong> move I’ll stiffen up.”<br />

We nod understand<strong>in</strong>gly and wish her good<br />

luck. Twelve hours ago Claire Brooks beat my bot<strong>to</strong>m<br />

six times with a whippy stick but I do not bear her <strong>the</strong><br />

least bit <strong>of</strong> malice. That was her job and she did her<br />

work efficiently with <strong>the</strong> m<strong>in</strong>imum <strong>of</strong> fuss and no<br />

unnecessary unpleasantness. She is a chum and I<br />

hope that her bum recovers quickly.<br />

<strong>The</strong> cafeteria is only just open<strong>in</strong>g up for<br />

bus<strong>in</strong>ess when we arrive and <strong>the</strong>re are only two or<br />

three o<strong>the</strong>r <strong>in</strong>mates collect<strong>in</strong>g trays and gett<strong>in</strong>g ready<br />

<strong>to</strong> check out <strong>the</strong> contents <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> usual sumptuous<br />

buffet. This is probably good news for <strong>the</strong> poor soul<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> kitchen who is receiv<strong>in</strong>g a very loud spank<strong>in</strong>g,<br />

although right now I suspect that is <strong>the</strong> last th<strong>in</strong>g on<br />

her m<strong>in</strong>d.<br />

<strong>The</strong> five <strong>of</strong> us k<strong>in</strong>d <strong>of</strong> just gr<strong>in</strong>d <strong>to</strong> a resigned<br />

halt. This is one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> weird th<strong>in</strong>gs about liv<strong>in</strong>g at<br />

<strong>Woody</strong>s. Of course we regularly witness gals be<strong>in</strong>g<br />

caned, ei<strong>the</strong>r <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> lecture rooms, or when you are<br />

sent up <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> Beaks <strong>of</strong>fice or <strong>the</strong> library <strong>to</strong> be<br />

thrashed alongside a chum, or when we are required<br />

<strong>to</strong> attend public flogg<strong>in</strong>gs. However, one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> most<br />

evocative elements <strong>of</strong> our lives is that <strong>the</strong> sounds and<br />

rituals <strong>of</strong> spank<strong>in</strong>g and corporal punishment<br />

constantly surround us.

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