A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...

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slipper on a size two bum is hardly sporting’, she was
not referring to me.
No matter how much I shift my weight I
cannot find a position that extends me much comfort.
I even try to cross my arms across the desk lid and
raise myself up onto the balls of my feet so that my
bum is not actually supporting my weight but that is
even more uncomfortable, so I slump dismally back
onto the unyielding wooden seat and do my best to
concentrate on Ms Gascoigne’s lecture on the
potential existence of an obscure but influential
seventeenth century Bavarian cult called the Illuminati
and its potential influence on current world
economics. Say what you like about Woodys it is
never boring. My bum feels like it has swollen up to
the size of Melanie White’s gazonka’s. It was most
distracting.