A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...

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Picking on Claire proved to be a calamitous
mistake for Katie as it caught the attention of the
Grand Master. Claire was actually spread out across
Katie’s lap with her skirt back and her bumbags
asunder when Mr Humphries intervened. Apparently
the inspectors were not a loyal bunch and had
snitched out Katie in a heartbeat.
What followed was a wonderful moment in
Woody history. We were summoned to the assembly
hall and were shortly treated to the sight of Katie
being hauled up on to the stage. She had changed
out of her crisp white matrons uniform and was
dressed in full clobber including an indecently short
gymslip with a ‘K’ embroidered on the bib.
We are not a vindictive bunch of gals by nature
but we whooped and cheered when Mr Humphries
put Katie over his knee, flipped back her skirt, rolled
down her bumbags and gave her twenty-four mighty
spanks with her own leather-soled slipper. The sound
of the slipper rebounding off her bum was music to
our ears.
Katie’s misery wasn’t over. She was placed on
full clobber probation and her arch-enemy Cat Cassidy
was assigned as her Probation Officer. Cat had to sign
off on all clobber abuse slipperings and generally
gave Katie a very hard time. Nonetheless despite our
glee at seeing Katie getting her well-deserved
comeuppance there is a downside.
Since she was finally released from months of
probation Katie has become more prudent and these
days when you get a pink slip you know for sure that
you are bang to rights. For reasons not yet clear to