A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...
A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...
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A <strong>Life</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Day</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Rosemary</strong> <strong>Booker</strong><br />
power was at least partly due <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> fact that<br />
somewhere along <strong>the</strong> way her parents had been killed<br />
<strong>in</strong> a car-accident. Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n had stepped <strong>in</strong> and<br />
assumed <strong>the</strong> role <strong>of</strong> Katie’s Court Appo<strong>in</strong>ted Guardian.<br />
She had promoted her ward under <strong>the</strong> misguided<br />
notion that giv<strong>in</strong>g Katie a position <strong>of</strong> authority might<br />
help curb some <strong>of</strong> her more anti-social tendencies.<br />
This might well go down <strong>in</strong> his<strong>to</strong>ry as Ms Law<strong>to</strong>n’s<br />
ultimate act <strong>of</strong> folly. Katie was a tyrant.<br />
Work<strong>in</strong>g as a Grubby on <strong>the</strong> Elite land<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>of</strong>fered me a birds-eye view <strong>of</strong> Katie’s activities. Be<strong>in</strong>g<br />
a grubby on Katie’s watch was not much fun. She had<br />
surrounded herself with a group <strong>of</strong> psychopathic and<br />
sycophantic bum-sniffers and formed <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> a<br />
group known as <strong>the</strong> Secret Sorority <strong>of</strong> Serial<br />
Spankers, better known as <strong>the</strong> SS.<br />
She advocated sport<strong>in</strong>g spank<strong>in</strong>g, which meant<br />
that our men<strong>to</strong>rs could dust us liberally whe<strong>the</strong>r we<br />
deserved it or not. She <strong>in</strong>stituted numerous he<strong>in</strong>ous<br />
practices such as collar<strong>in</strong>g and sweat<strong>in</strong>g. She was <strong>the</strong><br />
ultimate Queen-Beyotch and was bitterly despised. I<br />
overheard her bragg<strong>in</strong>g that she would thrash every<br />
<strong>in</strong>mate at <strong>the</strong> facility with<strong>in</strong> her first hundred days <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>of</strong>fice. Accord<strong>in</strong>g <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong> records she achieved her goal<br />
<strong>in</strong> half <strong>the</strong> target time.<br />
After she completed her sentence she briefly<br />
departed <strong>to</strong> some college but with<strong>in</strong> twelve months<br />
she had some how <strong>in</strong>gratiated herself back <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> unit<br />
life as <strong>the</strong> new matron. Her portfolio <strong>in</strong>cluded <strong>the</strong><br />
strict enforcement <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Politics <strong>of</strong> Clobber. Over <strong>the</strong><br />
years she has made umpteen revisions <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
pro<strong>to</strong>cols that give her carte blanche <strong>to</strong> slipper away<br />
<strong>to</strong> her Whop Junkie’s hearts content.