A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...

A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker
Woodys, Ripley and Radcliffe. Her mother is an
outspoken pro-corporal punishment advocate. She is
regularly seen on TV preaching her mantra “there is
no problem that can’t be solved by a sore bottom”.
According to Claire it is family tradition that in
the Brooks household the first time that you are
naughty after your eighth birthday you are introduced
to an over the knee bare bottom spanking with the
oval headed, wood backed heirloom known as ‘Brooks
Brush’. Claire likes to joke that she can’t have any
problems as she has been suffering from a sore
bottom for the past twenty years.
She is well bred and well educated and is the
picture of genteel sophistication. She also curses like
a sailor. “I’m trying to walk them off,” she tells us
somewhat unnecessarily. “I’m supposed to take a
group out on a ride in half an hour and the prospect
of sticking my arse in a fucking saddle is not too
fucking attractive.”
Nixdown chortles. “You’ve got an arse like old
leather,” she says gaily. “”You remember all those
times that your Ma put you over her knee in the
middle of a gymkhana and whupped you with your
riding crop? We won a lot of competitions right after
you’d been spanked.”
Claire snorted but momentarily her eyes
twinkled with amusement. Before having their
bumbags unceremoniously shipped off to Woodys
they were both equestrians on the national team and
were tipped to win gold at the Olympics. Nix has told
me numerous stories about Claire being dragged over
mothers knees in front of the startled contestants and
being spanked. According to Nix these affairs were