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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Monthly</strong> <strong>National</strong> <strong>Legislation</strong> <strong>Report</strong>http://mnlreport.typepad.com/<strong>Page</strong> 181 <strong>of</strong> <strong>330</strong>7/5/<strong>2010</strong>Just this week, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment <strong>of</strong> Animals) is in an uproar because President Obama swatted a fly. So, is swatting a fly (or a mosquito) now considered inhumane andabusive by animal rights' standards? Are we now to adhere to the animal rights doctrine that mainstream Americadoes not swat dirty, disease-carrying insects?I see the animal rights brigade as nothing more than a noisy band <strong>of</strong> half-baked control freaks, led like sheep by cunning executives interested only in job security, who want to dictate how wespend our leisure time, what we eat and how we raise our own private pets. If you don't like hunting, don't hunt.If you don't like meat, eat weeds. Don't want puppies, get your dog spayed. But why are they trying to shove their ridiculous agendas down our throats and make controversy out <strong>of</strong> "trulymainstream" activities that have been "custom" for centuries? It's a free country, and if I want to hunt, eat meat, raise a litter <strong>of</strong> puppies and stomp on a bug, I should be able to withoutworrying about those whiny breast-beaters trying to outlaw it all.Another recent hate letter was from Floyd, who thought my story about feeling the effects <strong>of</strong> approaching 50 just plain stunk and he wrote, "Write a book and do an autograph session withyour raccoon hat and western jacket. Your description <strong>of</strong> stink is nothing compared to your articles."Well written, Floyd, but I beat you to it. Already working on my book - a collection <strong>of</strong> short stories, my favorite stinky articles. Hey, I might even name it that. "My Favorite Stinky Articles, byMarc Folco." It's got a nice ring to it. And thanks for the idea <strong>of</strong> wearing a coonskin hat for the book signing. Don't have a coonskin one though, so I'll have to wear my full-length coyote hat,made from a coyote that I shot (I'll let you pet it if you buy a book). I don't have a western jacket either, so I hope my buckskins will do (I'll let you play with the fringe if you buy a book).And if my articles stink so badly, why read them? If I think a writer stinks, I'm not wasting my valuable time reading his/her putrid rubbish from start to finish. I already know that fresh pile<strong>of</strong> doggie poo the puppy left on the carpet is going to stink, so I'm not going to sniff it.Another reader was irate because I won a couple <strong>of</strong> humor awards from the New England Outdoor Writers' Assoc. for 2008. "Only you would make a joke out <strong>of</strong> killing a small defenselessdeer - andyour ilk rewarded that story on top <strong>of</strong> it. You and your kind are callous and disgusting," M.S. said in reference to my story about shooting "teacup whitetails," one <strong>of</strong> the award-winners. M.S.went on to say, "You are the most politically incorrect writer I have ever read!"Well, my stories have won more than a dozen New England and national writing awards (many <strong>of</strong> them first place), so maybe you're the one who is lacking a sense <strong>of</strong> humor. Laughter is thebest medicine. Have a dose. Aint we got fun! I do have to agree with one thing. You hit the nail on the head - I ampolitically incorrect. And proud <strong>of</strong> it.I am a man who tells it like it is, whether readers like it or not. I don't write by anybody's standards except my own, and those <strong>of</strong> the newspaper <strong>of</strong> course, where I can't slander or usepr<strong>of</strong>anity. I wear my heart on my sleeve and say what I feel and think. Anybody who cowers to political correctnessis a rump-smoocher in my book.<strong>The</strong> end <strong>of</strong> "My Way," as sung by Frank Sinatra, says it nicely:"For what is a man?What has he got?If not himself<strong>The</strong>n he has notTo say the things he truly feelsAnd not the words <strong>of</strong> one who kneels<strong>The</strong> record showsI took the blowsAnd did it my way."*ED Note * - Marc Folco is the outdoor writer for <strong>The</strong> Standard Times. If you'd like to send him a "Thank You", (or hate mail), Contact him right here !Either way, we're thinking that if you send a thank you, he'll let you pet his coyote hat - on the other hand, if it's hate mail, bet you end up playing with the fringe on the buckskins !!!FOR ALL THE HORSE ENTHUSIASTS ! THE LATEST NEWS IN EQUINE LEGISLATION AFFECTING YOU !EquuiVox: the voice <strong>of</strong> horseownersIssue No. 3 ~ June, 2009News In This Issue:(click here to go to the website and read the full articles)United Organizations <strong>of</strong> the Horse has new web look to support H.O.R.S.E. ActActual bill language for the Humane and Optimal Restoration and Sustainability<strong>of</strong> Equines (H.O.R.S.E.) Act is being drafted by the US House <strong>of</strong> Representatives-Agricultural Committee Staff with the blessing <strong>of</strong>Chairman Colin Peterson, andshould be available by the 4th <strong>of</strong> July. Nonetheless, the United Organizations<strong>of</strong> the Horse is using the Internet to spread its direct message about theissues, and the real solutions that are so necessary to ensure that Americanscan continue to enjoy horses for generations to come.We Need You!We need as many supporters as possible who are willing to lobby on our behalf,write letters, make calls, and be heard-we need quick and decisive financial

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