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The Murderers and Rapists You Hate to<br />

Love: Why the NFL’s Narrative Needs a<br />

Radical Rewrite (RANT)<br />

by Adam Phillips<br />

When Teddy Mitrosilis of FOX Sports says, laudatorily, that Jameis Winston<br />

had “fully embraced his role as villain in college football, and is now feeding off the<br />

animus directed Florida State's way,” you ought to be deeply disturbed, and here's<br />

why: this scintillating aura of villainy can only emanate from one possible source.<br />

Winston didn't tie a lady to the train tracks or hold the president for ransom. His<br />

dastardly reputation stems from the public perception that he's a rapist. That's<br />

the element of his persona that has elevated Jameis Winston from superstar to<br />

folk antihero.<br />

Winston, according to Mitrosilis, not only reveled in his role as reprobate, he<br />

absorbed our Puritanical hatred, distilling it into power on the gridiron. Following<br />

this logic, the accusations of sexual assault have not only bolstered his<br />

reputation, they’ve transformed him into a better football player.<br />

The writer then encourages us to reflect, for a moment, on our diminished<br />

college-football-watching-life-after-Winston, now that we no longer have access to<br />

these off-field “antics” that have produced such “an incredible on-field character.”<br />

He then predicts, with nostalgia and a hint of recrimination, that we’re going to<br />

“miss [Winston] more than [we] realize.” And here we start to feel a little foolish.<br />

With all of our high minded moral objections to sexual assault, we’d lost sight of<br />

the true meaning of rape, which is to generate heightened interest in Seminole<br />

football games.<br />

Apologists frequently return to the spurious idea that athletes exist under<br />

such hot media lights that even the tiniest of indiscretions, unremarkable in<br />

civilian life, tend to imprecate severe punishment upon the superstar. Now, to a<br />

certain point, this reasoning is sound. If I walk through my place of work rubbing<br />

my fingers and thumbs together in a “show me the money” gesture, people might<br />

think I'm an idiot, but crews of fully grown men won't sit around arguing the<br />

morality of it for six months. This rationalization falls apart, however, when<br />

applied to a hypothetical scenario where I've stolen, destroyed personal property,<br />

been accused of sexual assault, stolen again, then sexually harassed and<br />

intimidated everyone within earshot by standing on a table screaming “F**k her

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