StarCat/CatStar

THE SUBURB (SATIRE)
By Kevin Maus
[Voice Over]
In major cities throughout the US, due to rapid gentrification of inner-city areas
[People shrieking with laughter, dragging a blue, plastic bag of dog shit on a leash
along the ground, while other people sitting at outdoor tables at a cafe shriek with
laughter into their phones.]
...the criminal and poor element...
[A youth in a red baseball cap turned backwards, and in a silk letterman jacket,
spray paints the word “Hood” onto a concrete brick wall while gunshoots and
women's screams can be heard in the background. Nearby, an old hobo with
wrung out lips and a rat-tail necklace smokes a crackpipe and shakes. Police
lights play in super-imposed transparence over the scene.]
are forced out to the suburbs.
[Title]
“The Suburbs”, in bleeding Warrior's-like spraypaint before an indistinct
cityscape, the sun setting beyond like an inferno.
A synth buzz reaches a crescendo: “There goes the neighborhood”.
[Lead]
A deer is eating grass on the sprawling lawn of a suburban manor, when a
gangster in a pink silk turban, a tooth-pick in his gold teeth, leans out the window
of an Escalade and lets fly with an MP5, obliterating the creature, that whiplashes