StarCat/CatStar

your house. We saved your ass!"
"I said thank you!"
"That doesn't make up for the fact that you tried to cheat us in the name of your
bottom line."
"I agreed to every condition you asked for."
"At first- then you went back on your word. "
"I don't understand why you're still mad about that. I said I was sorry."
"That doesn't make up for the fact that you tried to steal from us."
"You said we were partners."
"That didn't mean you could secretly try to film our patented process. You broke
your promise to keep away from our workshop."
"I can't believe you're still angry about that. I gave you the footage."
"Under a court order!"
"I know, and I said I was sorry. What more do you want?"
"I want you to remove part six, section one."
"Why?"
"We're unionized."
"But we're in a right-to-work state."
"EVERY state is a right-to-work state. That doesn't negate the need for a union. In
fact, it reinforces it."
"I can't budge on that point. My attorneys were insistent upon it.”
"You'll not get one elf to cross that picket line. We're ALL unionized, including the
Keeblers."
"I miss their shortbread."
“We're not budging. There's another thing. I want some additions made to this
contract."
"Like what?"
"Our own bathroom. Yours is too big. We need ladders to use the urinals."
"That'll cost me."
"Empty bladders make for happy workers. And we get our own breakroom. The
alley with the dumpsters is not a designated employee recreational area."
"Fine."
"Also, tell your wife to stop stapling religious tracts to our paychecks."
"She means well."
"Yes, but she's violating our First Amendment Rights."
"How so?"
"Freedom of religion, which includes keeping Jesus fanfic out of the workplace."
"Okay."
"Finally, we want ALL cameras and spyware removed from the workshop."
"No.”
"Why not?'
"It's my store. I have a right to know what goes on in there. Those cameras are for
security."
"Well, we have a right not to be spied upon, filmed, tracked, or monitored. We
never stole anything, or lagged behind quota."
"No."
"Then you can take your contract and shove it up your ass."
"That's uncalled for. Why are you being unreasonable?"
"I'm not. I'm trying to protect what's ours."
"Look, I've agreed to everything, but the cameras have to stay. It's not like you can
see them."