StarCat/CatStar

to share. Someone WAS losing weight. Someone HAD the fullest head of
hair I’d ever seen. Someone DID say the wittiest thing ever said in the
history of saying witty things.
THIS is how I climbed back into polite society; THIS is how I came
into my own importance; THIS is how it all changed.
By the way...have I told you how much I like your haircut?
Author bio: Alexei Kalinchuk writes literary novels, has had fiction
published in Amoskeag Journal, The Bitter Oleander, Foliate Oak and is
Pushcart Prize-nominated. He smells like fennel and likes eating
pomegranates alone.