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Ageless<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
A 92 year old man is<br />
walking through a park<br />
and sees a talking<br />
frog.<br />
He picks up the frog<br />
and the frogs says, “If<br />
you kiss me, I will turn<br />
into a beautiful princess<br />
and be yours for<br />
a week.”<br />
I want treats, naps, cuddles and exercise. I’m basically a puppy.<br />
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The old man puts the<br />
frog in his pocket. The<br />
frog screams, “Hey if<br />
you kiss me, I will turn<br />
into a beautiful princess<br />
and be completely<br />
yours for a whole<br />
month.”<br />
The old man looks at<br />
the frog and says, “At<br />
my age I’d rather have<br />
a talking frog.”<br />
Proof<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
A man went to his<br />
lawyer and told him,<br />
“My neighbor owes me<br />
$500 and he won’t pay<br />
up. What should I do?”<br />
“Do you have any<br />
proof he owes you the<br />
money?” asked the<br />
lawyer.<br />
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“Nope,” replied the<br />
man.<br />
“OK, then write him a<br />
letter asking him for<br />
the $5,000 he owes<br />
you,” said the lawyer.<br />
“But it’s only $500,”<br />
replied the man.<br />
“Precisely. That’s what<br />
he will reply and then<br />
you’ll have your proof!”<br />
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