1952 Magnet Yearbook

60
Dear Reader •••
Are you wor ried ? Your editors are ! Every year. printing costs continue
to r ise. Still. your editors are able to produce a book of the high est
quality. Rut. eventually. they will be forced to take drastic measures.
With this in mind. let us look at .
THE :\IAG:-;ET 2000 A.D.
DEDICATIO:-\: The Slagnet. 2000 A.D. is dedi cated to t he true spirit of
journalism.c-Canada Dry Gin ger Ale.
EDITORI ALS : We are w ry fo rtunate this yea r in having an editorial
from a seventh year student.
"To F irst Formersv-c-Good Luck !-H. C.
IN~ O\"ATIO:O-; S: In order to relieve the heavily burdened fifth formers.
t he editorial .staff is entirely composed of sixth year students.
CO:\D IE:-;CE) IE:-;T : There was no commencement held t his yea r, si nce
all the fift h form students failed.
LITERARY: T here will be no literary section th is year. After last year 's
) Iagnet. t he litera ry ed itor was last seen enlisting in th e foreign
legion.
POETRY: One poem wa s su bmitted by a former st udent . who is now a
Professor of F ish at the Universltv of Toronto.
" E PLURI BUS Fur"
T here was a dl vlutv studen t na med F iddle.
Who fl atly refused his degree.
" It'll bad enough being called F idd le.
Without being Fiddle, D.D."
g XCH ANGE: We are very pleased to carryon an extensive exc hange.
this year...with ma ny new books and papers. includin g Plash, Hush
and the Hobo News.
GIR LS' S PORTS : J oan Herself won first prize in t he 300 pound lig ht ­
weight wr estling divteicn.
BOYS' S rORTS : Th is yea r, boys' sports were mainly confined to girill.
\ RT : Th e art editor disappeared after leaving a short th esis on "art" on
th e editor's desk .
- "Do you know Art ?"
-"Art who ?"
- " Artesi an"
- "Yes, I know Ar tesian well."
HU)IOUR : It wall decided t hat the humour section will be kept in ta ct.
{That's a joke. )
Pete: I bet I ('(Ill make a worse faa thew you ((III !
Repete: r Oil should! Look at the faa you'I'e g nt to stm·t with,