Uncle Andy's Digest - November 2019
Enjoy the November 2019 edition - Uncle Andy's Digest is a community based, ad supported publication, with a focus on fun and humor. You'll find family friendly jokes, interesting facts, and punny contributions.
Enjoy the November 2019 edition - Uncle Andy's Digest is a community based, ad supported publication, with a focus on fun and humor. You'll find family friendly jokes, interesting facts, and punny contributions.
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Turkey Prep<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
Young Simon was<br />
sitting in his grandmother’s<br />
kitchen,<br />
watching her prepare<br />
the Thanksgiving meal.<br />
“What are you doing?”<br />
Simon inquired.<br />
“Oh, I’m just stuffing<br />
the turkey,” his grandmother<br />
replied.<br />
“Wow, that’s cool!”<br />
Simon remarked. “Are<br />
you going to hang it<br />
next to the deer?”<br />
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Happy Veterans Day to those who served!<br />
Happy Thanksgiving!<br />
The four seasons were<br />
arguing about which of<br />
them was the best.<br />
Winter boasts, “Well,<br />
you can build snowmen<br />
and the snow is so<br />
beautiful. Plus everyone<br />
loves Christmas!”<br />
Spring laughs, “Well<br />
sure, but come springtime,<br />
everything is so<br />
fresh and new! All the<br />
new flowers - it can’t<br />
get much better than<br />
that!”<br />
Summer rays, “Yes,<br />
but I am undoubtedly<br />
the overall best<br />
season! Bathing<br />
suits, ice cream, nice<br />
weather - you can’t top<br />
that. What about you<br />
autumn, what do you<br />
have to offer?”<br />
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
28<br />
Jimbo<br />
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