Scottsdale Health January 2020
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funnies<br />
The Joke’s on Us!<br />
So go ahead and laugh already—hey, it’s good for you!<br />
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”<br />
After my 91-year-old mother<br />
finished having her hair<br />
cut and shaped, the stylist<br />
announced, “There, now you<br />
look 10 years younger.”<br />
Because every play has a cast.<br />
My mother, unimpressed,<br />
replied, “Who wants to look<br />
81 years old?”<br />
A teenager who worked at the local rec center came home early<br />
from his job one afternoon.<br />
“What happened?” asked his mom, confused.<br />
“My boss told me to have a good day,” he said. “So I went home.”<br />
Our doctor’s office<br />
called to let my<br />
husband know that<br />
the results from his<br />
blood tests came<br />
back and he was just<br />
fine. That didn’t suit<br />
my husband.<br />
“What’s my<br />
cholesterol level?”<br />
he asked.<br />
“Mr. Smith,<br />
you are just fine,”<br />
insisted the nurse.<br />
“Still, I’d like<br />
you to mail me the<br />
results.”<br />
A few days<br />
later, he received a<br />
postcard from the<br />
doctor’s office. It<br />
read, “Mr. Smith,<br />
you are just fine!”<br />
01/20 <strong>Scottsdale</strong><strong>Health</strong> 41
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