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THE SWING<br />
ouldn’t go left here mate,” my caddie<br />
Phil warns me as I observe <strong>the</strong> view<br />
from <strong>the</strong> tee at <strong>the</strong> fourth hole of <strong>the</strong><br />
Nullarbor Links. “That’s death adder<br />
country over <strong>the</strong>re.”<br />
With his sun-wea<strong>the</strong>red face,<br />
gruff drawl and regulation singlet and sandals combo, my<br />
caddie Phil is <strong>the</strong> epitome of <strong>the</strong> no-nonsense Australian.<br />
As a result, I’ve come to value his frank assessments of<br />
play on <strong>the</strong> world’s longest golf course, a 1000-kilometre<br />
track that extends between <strong>the</strong> towns of Ceduna in South<br />
Australia and Kalgoorlie in Western Australia and will<br />
take me three days to complete.<br />
Disconcerted, but somewhat more focused, I<br />
concentrate on hitting <strong>the</strong> fairway – a crusty expanse<br />
of parched dirt. I catch my drive sweetly, but it catches<br />
a pockmark on <strong>the</strong> acne-scarred face of <strong>the</strong> ground and<br />
diverts at a right angle into a (presumably) reptile-infested<br />
thicket. “Best hit ano<strong>the</strong>r one,” says Phil. Such is <strong>the</strong> way of<br />
things on a course that eschews traditional golfing terrain<br />
for <strong>the</strong> barely charted vastness of <strong>the</strong> Aussie outback.<br />
Named after <strong>the</strong> region it inhabits, <strong>the</strong> Nullarbor Plain,<br />
<strong>the</strong> course proceeds through one of <strong>the</strong> most desolate<br />
landscapes on <strong>the</strong> planet.<br />
John Eyre, <strong>the</strong> English explorer who, in 1841, became<br />
<strong>the</strong> first outsider to cross <strong>the</strong> Nullarbor Plain, didn’t<br />
have many good things to say about <strong>the</strong> area. “A hideous<br />
anomaly, a blot on <strong>the</strong> face of nature,” he called it. Eyre<br />
was exaggerating. There were no roadhouses in those days,<br />
and two of his companions were murdered during <strong>the</strong><br />
expedition. Never<strong>the</strong>less, <strong>the</strong> Nullarbor remains something<br />
that you pass through on your way to somewhere else.<br />
What, mused roadhouse owners in <strong>the</strong> area, could tempt<br />
passing drivers to stop and spend <strong>the</strong>ir dollars?<br />
Enter Bob Bongiorno, <strong>the</strong> former manager of a roadhouse<br />
in <strong>the</strong> settlement of Balladonia (population 20). What was<br />
required, he concluded over a few bottles of wine with his<br />
mate Alf Caputo, was a global headline-grabber. And so <strong>the</strong><br />
Nullarbor Links, <strong>the</strong> world’s longest golf course, was born.<br />
With <strong>the</strong> help of a government grant, a pleasantly<br />
soused dream became reality. Robert Stock, a pro from<br />
Manchester, England, sketched out plans for <strong>the</strong> new holes<br />
using Google Maps. The rest of <strong>the</strong> budget was spent on<br />
AstroTurf greens and tees as well as some rudimentary<br />
land clearing. Nine years after that fateful night on <strong>the</strong><br />
vino, Australian pro Len Thomas gave <strong>the</strong> Links its first<br />
test run, shooting a 78 (that means ‘very good’ in golf-ese)<br />
that still stands as <strong>the</strong> course record.<br />
HOLE 11: 90-MILE<br />
STRAIGHT<br />
TM | NOVEMBER/DECEMBER <strong>2017</strong><br />
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