Adventure Magazine December 2019/January 2020
Issue @217 - Xmas issue Waves, water, camping and more
Issue @217 - Xmas issue
Waves, water, camping and more
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EXPLORING THE WORLD'S LARGEST LAGOON<br />
NEW CALEDONIA<br />
I’m sunning myself on the bow of a<br />
yacht, flickers of shade momentarily<br />
passing as the sail dances in light<br />
air. Rhythmic slaps of water on hull<br />
providing a meditative soundtrack.<br />
Dark circles move ahead of us in<br />
the water, the surface swirling and<br />
breaking as five adult humpbacks<br />
appear, encouraging their young to<br />
jump and dive. Their size dwarfs the<br />
yacht, a marine circus providing a<br />
spectacle you can only dream of.<br />
They’re not fazed by us as they dive<br />
beneath the boat pausing momentarily<br />
to take a peak.<br />
Humpbacks are the real show-stoppers in<br />
New Caledonia, where the lagoon dominates<br />
the landscape. This is one of the largest marine<br />
reserves in the world, and has been a World<br />
Heritage Site since 2008. It’s also a nesting<br />
sites for illustrious turtle breeds, rare crab<br />
species, tropical seabirds and other marine<br />
wildlife. Welcome to David Attenborough<br />
country - I feel privileged to be here.<br />
With a week on my itinerary, sailing is only<br />
the first of many lagoon adventures. I’m also<br />
booked for a jetski mission and lead myself into<br />
a false sense of security. I’ve seen the groups<br />
at home - tourists trailing behind the instructor<br />
in matching wetsuits and high-vis vests,<br />
motoring at half speed around the harbour.<br />
“This will be tame” I think.<br />
The myths were quickly dispelled. A gruff<br />
looking Frenchman of solid build presents<br />
himself as our guide, two days of thick stubble<br />
and mirrored sunglasses making him look like<br />
Liam Neeson in the movie Taken. His safety<br />
briefing consists of the words ‘”accelerator,<br />
no brake” and a few hand signals, before<br />
he opens throttle and takes off through the<br />
channel, jumping wakes on the way.<br />
A hundred metres behind, I fight to keep<br />
up, clinging onto the handlebars like wolverine<br />
and levitating from my seat with every bump.<br />
I try to ride standing so not to give myself a<br />
spinal realignment, but my puny legs don’t have<br />
the quad-strength to cope. Crossing the lagoon<br />
is a full-body workout but I’m rewarded with<br />
sheltered waters, and a handful of giant sea<br />
turtles on the other side. I toast my wind-swept<br />
body in the sunshine and circumnavigate a tiny<br />
uninhabited island before jetting off to explore<br />
the reef behind Îlot Maître.<br />
The lagoon offers the perfect playground for all water activies<br />
Once back on dry land, I spend the<br />
afternoon lazing around at Chateau Royal<br />
– the only resort in town that’s right on the<br />
beachfront. It has an epic pool area complete<br />
with a swim up bar and boasts an indoor Aquatonic<br />
Pool where you can work out and do spin<br />
classes underwater. Bizarre concept, and I’m<br />
disappointed to have missed the last class of<br />
the day. For the macho men it’s important to<br />
note, it’s compulsory to the rock the speedo<br />
here – so if you don’t want to fish a pair from<br />
the lost property then BYO.<br />
Another must see attraction in Nouméa is<br />
the busy waterfront produce market where stall<br />
keepers sell piles of bluespine, unicornfish,<br />
prawns of every denomination, lobsters, greenfringed<br />
mussels, oysters, marlin, mahi-mahi,<br />
octopus and crab. I discover big, ruby-red<br />
chunks of glistening tuna piled at every other<br />
shop and make sure my plate is loaded with<br />
them at dinner.<br />
Interestingly, after the stall keepers cleanup<br />
for the day, their water runoff leads into the<br />
Port Moselle marina. Those with keen eyes will<br />
spot shark cruising alongside the promenade<br />
waiting for an extra snack – although none big<br />
enough to chomp a limb.<br />
When I’m not on the water or in it, I’m flying<br />
over it. From the seat of a tiny ultralight plane in<br />
Bourail, I take off over an intensely hued stretch<br />
of sea and sublime lenticular reef. I gaze over a<br />
lagoon that goes on for kilometres before finally<br />
breaking in toothpaste-white billows of surf onto<br />
the reef. It’s a coral patchwork filled with every<br />
shade of blue, from azure to turquoise, so vivid<br />
and piercing it’s as though a filter has been<br />
applied to the landscape.<br />
Shadows haunt the lagoon below – slow<br />
moving shapes of turtles and rays seeking<br />
shelter in the shallow waters. And where the<br />
reef drops into deep ocean, fishing boats loll<br />
and are later are seen heaving under the weight<br />
of their catch.<br />
Rumour has it that you can surf this<br />
western coast too. I’m booked for an afternoon<br />
at ‘Secrets’ - a perfect left-hander that’s been<br />
compared to Macaronis in the Mentawais.<br />
Unfortunately I get a call saying it’s too small<br />
today, curbing plans of long lefts and glassy<br />
barrels. The wetsuit and wax in my bag a<br />
constant weighing reminder of waves breaking<br />
and departing without me. Nonetheless,<br />
it’d be an epic destination for those keen<br />
to road-trip from Noumea. Manu Hernu,<br />
one of New Cal’s best surfers runs guided<br />
boat expeditions here so fear of localism is<br />
disbanded.<br />
As the week wraps up, I board a plane back<br />
to Auckland reflecting on parting words from my<br />
guide: “Remember, nothing bad ever happens<br />
here. In the water, or on the beach. You just<br />
swim, explore, have a Number One beer and<br />
watch the sunset”. C’est bon. It’s all good.<br />
Fresh fish from the produce market<br />
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