Adventure Magazine December 2019/January 2020
Issue @217 - Xmas issue Waves, water, camping and more
Issue @217 - Xmas issue
Waves, water, camping and more
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All the benefits you see on social media #vanlife posts are real: the gorgeous places you go, the immersion in nature, the pursuit of the activities -<br />
climbing, surfing, hiking, mountain biking - that make your heart sing.<br />
On my last night at the Upper Pines, I was<br />
happily in dreamland when a Yosemite ranger<br />
knocked on my door. When I opened it, she<br />
asked me simply if this was my campsite and<br />
whether I had paid for it.<br />
I am a terrible liar.<br />
“No,” I replied with sleepy resignation.<br />
She told me I had to leave before the<br />
arrival of those who had paid for the site. It<br />
was 1am, and the conversation became a tad<br />
prickly when I asked if she thought that the<br />
arrival of said happy campers was imminent,<br />
or likely at all. She thought it was. I did not.<br />
A stand-off ensued, but my friend’s sixth<br />
sense kicked into gear. She had been sleeping<br />
in her car parked next to my van and, sensing<br />
that a fine was about to be flung, she quickly<br />
opened her door and told me roll out.<br />
The only other testy exchange I<br />
encountered on my vanlife adventures was the<br />
policeman in Sandy, the one obsessed with<br />
how “weird” my presence was in the public<br />
library carpark.<br />
If he had found my facetious offer of candy<br />
humorous in any way, he was hiding it well.<br />
I tried reason: I only had candy in my van<br />
after seeing the disappointment from those<br />
who had approached in the hope of finding<br />
lolly-filled streets.<br />
(There was even a time when I saw<br />
children waiting by the van for the owner to<br />
return, which compelled me to walk by as if I<br />
had no connection to the van whatsoever.)<br />
I tried blaming others: a friend had written<br />
the words “Free Candy” on the van despite my<br />
avid objections. (This was untrue, and I had<br />
consented without really considering how it<br />
might paint me as a potential paedophile.) I<br />
asked what law I was breaking.<br />
The cop was having none of it. He talked to<br />
me like I was a second-class citizen. The fact<br />
I was clad in my sarong may not have helped<br />
matters.<br />
I eventually resorted to flattery. “You’re<br />
right, it is pretty weird.”<br />
He ordered me to leave the carpark<br />
and, while the whole exchange left an<br />
uncomfortable mess in my gut, it was a tiny<br />
blip on a glorious vanlife adventure spanning<br />
five vehicles and more than a decade.<br />
"Vanlife shrinks<br />
the number of your<br />
possessions as you<br />
realise the things<br />
you don’t need."<br />
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