Adventure Magazine December 2019/January 2020
Issue @217 - Xmas issue Waves, water, camping and more
Issue @217 - Xmas issue
Waves, water, camping and more
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Others don’t think they could cope with the<br />
lack of a convenient shower, or pooing into a<br />
hole in the ground in the absence of a public<br />
lavatory.<br />
If you consider these issues to be<br />
insurmountable, then yes, vanlife probably isn’t<br />
for you, even though you could mitigate the loss<br />
of comfort by buying a van of opulent luxury, one<br />
with solar-panels that power a fridge, TV and<br />
heater, with a gas kitchen and oven, and even a<br />
compostable toilet.<br />
These are increasingly the types of vans you<br />
find these days. They are even becoming the<br />
more dominant breed in dirtbag climbing circles,<br />
where the cheapest vehicle possible used to be<br />
the norm.<br />
I’ve always been in the latter camp. There<br />
was the Summerhouse, a 1987 Toyota Hiace<br />
that wasn’t much more than a double bed<br />
in the back of a van. Then there was Kiki, an<br />
almost identical Toyota Hiace, followed by<br />
Doris, another Hiace but with a game-changing<br />
difference.<br />
Doris had a top you could pop, enabling<br />
this thing known as “standing” that had hitherto<br />
been missing from my vanlife; hunching up to<br />
cook at awkward angles as heavy rain poured<br />
outside was not something that my fragile spine<br />
ever got used to.<br />
Doris, with her top popped, parked by the Takaka River in Golden Bay<br />
"Social norms - from the importance of<br />
looking your best or keeping up to date with<br />
the latest TV fad - fade into irrelevance,<br />
while weather reports become critical as<br />
they dictate your next move."<br />
Doris even had a sink with a retractable<br />
shower-head that was operated via foot-pump;<br />
you could shower as much as you liked, as long<br />
as someone was inside pumping the water.<br />
I must have yearned for the simpler lifestyle,<br />
as my next van was a throwback: a 1980 Chevy<br />
that looked nothing more than barely adequate.<br />
Van Morrison made strange, random noises,<br />
and broke down several miles out of Durango,<br />
Colorado. It was pure luck that there was a gas<br />
station nearby from where we could call the<br />
American equivalent of the AA.<br />
Free Candy was the best of all worlds: old<br />
but hip, tall enough for standing in, yet cheap<br />
enough to be kind to my savings.<br />
It had a cooler (no fridge), a two-element<br />
gas stove (no oven), a bookshelf and toolbox, a<br />
coat rack, the Goal Zero powerbank (courtesy<br />
of Ara), and abundant storage underneath a<br />
memory-foamed double-bed.<br />
It could provide refuge for five sleepers: two<br />
in the bed, two on the floor on thermarests, and<br />
one in a hammock tied to the roll-cage bars.<br />
On days when the raindrops thundered into<br />
the roof as if trying to reach the inside of your<br />
belly, Free Candy provided a superb social<br />
space: three chilling on the bed, three on the<br />
back seat facing the bed and one on the floor,<br />
lit by solar-powered lamps and some fairy<br />
lights on each sidewall.<br />
Free Candy was my ticket to dirtbag life<br />
and I drove it endless miles from Canada to<br />
Mexico and back, with visits to everywhere in<br />
between.<br />
It braved the rugged roads heading into<br />
the remote mountains of the Wind River<br />
Range, in Wyoming, and the infinite canyons<br />
of Utah. It endured the deserts of Nevada for<br />
Burning Man, and survived being trapped for<br />
days in Tensleep Canyon while a fire raged. All I<br />
could do was camp at the brewery in the small<br />
nearby town and drink craft beer, awaiting Free<br />
Candy’s fate; I was very relieved to recover it<br />
unscathed.<br />
It even persevered through the -30C<br />
winters of Canada, a fate it was forced into<br />
when I decided I wanted to try ice climbing.<br />
Such conditions drove the mattress to stiffen<br />
into concrete, making it slightly amusing to<br />
wake up in a human-shaped cavity that my<br />
body temperature had created in the otherwise<br />
petrified base.<br />
Vanlife shrinks the number of your<br />
possessions as you realise the things you don’t<br />
need. Social norms - from the importance of<br />
looking your best or keeping up to date with<br />
the latest TV fad - fade into irrelevance, while<br />
weather reports become critical as they dictate<br />
your next move.<br />
You become a frequent user of public<br />
services, from toilets to parks to the library,<br />
as well as an expert in finding places to park<br />
overnight. Parking on conservation land in the<br />
US is generally permitted, but vanliving in the<br />
climbing mecca of Yosemite Valley is strictly<br />
against the rules and can attract an instant<br />
fine of about $200.<br />
For weeks I scampered up granite walls<br />
in Yosemite and, at night, surreptitiously<br />
“borrowed” a campsite in the Upper Pines<br />
campsite. I thought I had been sneaky enough,<br />
but to the trained and watchful eye, Free<br />
Candy was always likely to belong to someone<br />
unwilling to pay $40 a night for a campsite.<br />
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