Sheffield United vs Preston North End
UTB | Official Matchday Programme of Sheffield United | Issue 23 Sheffield United vs Preston North End | Sky Bet Championship Saturday 29th April, 2023 | KO 3pm | Bramall Lane
UTB | Official Matchday Programme of Sheffield United | Issue 23
Sheffield United vs Preston North End | Sky Bet Championship
Saturday 29th April, 2023 | KO 3pm | Bramall Lane
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I watched him make his way down the<br />
stand, turn right at the front, walk up to the<br />
poor steward who was trying to stop the<br />
makeshift gate fashioned blow away or, in<br />
the weather simply dissolve, and then saw<br />
his head proceed down John Street, cross<br />
Bramall Lane and enter that kingdom of<br />
excitement and promise known better as<br />
the Cricketers Arms to drown his sorrows.<br />
I think it was around this time in the<br />
game that I became aware of a solitary<br />
crisp packet, seemingly being blown<br />
around the pitch in the same way that<br />
supporters' hopes were being savagely<br />
booted in the crotch by those fabled<br />
footballing Gods, and after a while the<br />
crisp bag became far more interesting than<br />
the game.<br />
I mean, why was it there? Had it come<br />
to the game alone and if not, where were<br />
its mates? I couldn’t quite make out the<br />
brand or, indeed the flavour, and that in<br />
itself cannot always be judged by the<br />
colour of it, can it? I mean in the real world,<br />
cheese and onion crisps should be in a<br />
blue bag, it’s the rule, but I know that some<br />
firms actually put them in a green bag,<br />
which I believe is just plain wrong. Another<br />
problem is that prawn cocktail from one<br />
company, from a distance, can look very<br />
like their ready salted, and again that’s just<br />
not right – far too much ambiguity!<br />
As the bag danced across the playing<br />
surface, it struck me that it was displaying<br />
far more skill than many of our players<br />
that day, and it also became apparent<br />
to me that the bag was actually far more<br />
entertaining than the game I had been<br />
watching. It also struck me that the lager<br />
we had been drinking prior to the game<br />
was, indeed, far too strong, especially<br />
as I was finding myself bonding with the<br />
wrapping for some savoury comestibles.<br />
The Huddersfield ‘keeper tried to boot<br />
it out of the way, and it simply did a Cruyff<br />
turn and eluded him. It then stuck to his<br />
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right boot as it tried to block his attempts<br />
to clear the ball and he nearly slipped on<br />
his backside trying to remove it from his<br />
Stylo matchmaker. How I laughed.<br />
The bag went in the back of the Terriers<br />
net far more than the ball did and I believe<br />
that it got voted as Blades player of the<br />
game that day, then, as quickly as ‘Old<br />
Baggy’ had appeared, he was off, spirited<br />
away by a sudden gust of wind, off over<br />
the remains of the old stand, probably<br />
looking for a pint with my mate.<br />
From then on, I have always had a<br />
fascination for a football bag. They remind<br />
me of a time when I would probably have<br />
enjoyed Meadowhall more than Bramall<br />
Lane but, like all of us, I need my fix, and<br />
probably always will. Within days, Howard<br />
Kendall had come through the front doors<br />
as they smuggled Dave out of the back.<br />
Gordon Cowans, Andy Walker, Michel<br />
Vonk and others arrived, and things began<br />
to change. We finished ninth, got the stand<br />
rebuilt and reached the play-off final the<br />
following year. What was the panic, and<br />
more to the point, what WAS the flavour?<br />
SHEFFIELD UNITED <strong>vs</strong> PRESTON NORTH END