Uncle Andy's Digest - June 2023

Paint Job
Submitted by Pam Ashby
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
Joline, wanting to earn
some extra money, decided
to hire herself out
as a handyman-type
and started canvassing
a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the
front door of the first
house and asked the
owner if he had any
jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my
porch. How much will
you charge?”
“How about fifty dollars?”
Joline answered.
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The man agreed and
told her that the paint
and ladders that she
might need were in
the garage. The man’s
wife, inside the house,
heard the conversation
and said to her husband,
“Does she realize
that the porch goes
all the way around the
house?”
The man replied, “She
should. She was standing
on the porch.”
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A short time later, Joline
came to the door to
collect her money.
“You’re finished already?”
he asked.
“Yes,” Joline answered,
“and I had paint left
over, so I gave it two
coats.”
“Impressed, the man
reached in his pocket
for the $50. “And by
the way,” Joline added,
“that’s not a Porch, it’s
a Ferrari.”
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Uncle Andy’s Digest
24 June 2023
If an ear was 12 inches long, it would be a foot.