Uncle Andy's Digest - June 2023
It's June! The heat is on! Grab some shade and enjoy the June 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
It's June! The heat is on! Grab some shade and enjoy the June 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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New Golfer<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
Gabe, who just retired<br />
was given a set of golf<br />
clubs by his former<br />
co-workers.<br />
Thinking he’d try the<br />
game, he asked the<br />
local pro for lessons,<br />
explaining that he<br />
knew nothing whatever<br />
of the game.<br />
The pro showed Gabe<br />
the stance and swing,<br />
then said, “Just hit the<br />
ball toward the flag on<br />
the first green.”<br />
Gabe teed up his golf<br />
ball and smacked<br />
it straight down the<br />
fairway and onto<br />
the green, where it<br />
stopped inches from<br />
the hole.<br />
I have 3 kids and no money, why I can’t I have no kids and 3 money.<br />
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Beautiful<br />
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beautiful day!<br />
“Now what?” Gabe<br />
asked the speechless<br />
pro.<br />
“Uh... now you’re<br />
supposed to hit the ball<br />
into the cup,” the pro<br />
finally said.<br />
Roger & Trudy Pusher with Jazmin<br />
“Oh great! NOW you<br />
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
34 <strong>June</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
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