Lot's Wife Edition 1 2017
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How To Be The Best ‘Modern Man’ You Can Be<br />
edition one<br />
Men. Lads. Fellas. Boys. Blokes. Mates. However you salute your fellow man. It feels like the pressure on us<br />
to be gentleman with the women and down at the pub with our mates is ever increasing. But of course, we are up<br />
to the challenge. After having mulled on what we have to do to conquer our critics, I wanted to help out blokes<br />
experiencing the same questions. This is how I wrote out this list, and reckon it’ll serve some of you well. Life is<br />
all about sticking up for your mates. Your mum, girlfriend, brothers and mates will thank you for sticking to these<br />
core principles.<br />
lot’s wife<br />
Shake hands with everybody<br />
Let’s be honest, there isn’t much better<br />
than a good handshake. Part and parcel of<br />
a good handshake is a firm, tight grip. The<br />
‘shake’ shouldn’t be brief. I estimate that<br />
the optimal time is about 7.8 seconds, and<br />
nothing less. It is a display of power and<br />
initiative. It’s even better if you initiate<br />
the handshake. Now, there can never be<br />
10.<br />
too many handshakes per day. I advise<br />
you to shake the hand of cab drivers, past<br />
classmates you haven’t seen for 10 years,<br />
and especially your girlfriend’s dad. It’ll be<br />
sure to impress them, and it’ll show the<br />
world your a man of action.<br />
Hang out in big groups of other men<br />
If you go out for a lads night, don’t go out<br />
08.<br />
with one or two of them. Go out with 8 or<br />
more of them. There’s no better sight down<br />
Swanston street on a Saturday night than<br />
a group of serious, ready-to-party blokes<br />
strutting down the street, taking up the<br />
whole path. The women won’t be able to<br />
resist – and that scrawny little guy walking<br />
home from playing ‘Pokemon Go’ will wish<br />
he was one of you. It is also imperative that<br />
you don’t waste your man-power. Make sure<br />
people know you’re in a group amongst your<br />
mates. Yell loudly, and talk over bystanders.<br />
Walk like you own the town.<br />
Always pay for everything<br />
09.<br />
Money is pretty sweet. It lets us buy<br />
Tommy Hilfiger clothes, grog and many<br />
other great male-orientated things. Money<br />
is power. That’s why when you go out on<br />
a date, you have to pay for everything,<br />
especially dinner and a movie (take ‘em to<br />
either Will Ferrell-esque comedies or Steven<br />
Seagal action movies). It sends a strong<br />
signal to your girl that you are that man<br />
able to take care of her. It doesn’t hurt to<br />
be kind, and maybe you’ll get something in<br />
return later. The same applies when you go<br />
out with your mates- always shout them for<br />
the first round. This shows them you’re an<br />
indispensable member of the group. Even<br />
better, you show them that you aren’t tight<br />
with money- a real show of power.<br />
Don’t be afraid to be stylish<br />
One of the best things about the<br />
07.<br />
evolution of being a man is that there’s no<br />
shame to pay attention to style. Having said<br />
that, though, be careful of these ‘hipsters’<br />
and never shop at Target. If you want to<br />
be a presence wherever you are, a good<br />
hairstyle is essential. Manbun, gelled-up<br />
hair, whatever suits you. A good Tommy or<br />
Ralphy shirt or polo is a must for any man<br />
serious about impressing his mates and the<br />
girls. Nice cologne (between $80 and $200)<br />
will only help your chances when your out<br />
there in the nightlife.