Lot's Wife Edition 1 2017

MS Word Enjoys Itself
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you’re reading this, are you?
edition one
Like properly? With words sounding off in your head and that tinny little voice going ringa-dinga-dinga if
it sees it?
Aha.
Well, very nice then. Carry on.
Oh, bugger you can’t. You need words to do that. Alright, alright just give me a minute and I’ll go and
fetch them, yeah? Great, cheers.
Oh, shit I’ve lost them.
And they were bloody good I tell you, words so good you couldn’t even pronounce them, words like
‘phendrenamultimatchimier’.
But real.
But just as equally unpronouncable. Even in that head of yours.
You didn’t think much of that, did you?
No, didn’t think you’d be impressed. You know what? It’s fine, I’ll take another look alright, I’ll find the
words, just give me -
Whoa,
Hey,
Alright, here, here, here, what about this fella:
“In the same exacting perfection as before, she had not aged a day”
Now that’s a bloody good one that is. True romance in written form. All served up to you on a silver platter.
Silver page. Well, that bit of the page was, we had to make cutbacks somewhere.
But, as I’m sure you can see, we are still a journal of the highest quality, indeed, I would doff my cap to
you if I could, and wish you a good day. Indeed, I have, just like that, you see? Lovely.
You’re still here.
I told you, I lost the words, I didn’t even find those last ones, I just made them up myself. The real words
are gone.
I’m sorry.
Here now, here now, don’t be sad you see, just, well look, look at that:
That’s a proper illustration and all what you’re seeing there, not often we get them in such high quality in
these parts, I tell ya. No, no it’s all plain text this, and formatting that, with no regard to the pleasure of
one such as yourself, ya see.
But that sorta thing is what you came here for innit? Alright then, try with me, come on, give it a shot,
and
3,
2,
1,
And...
Gah, thought that’d work, was hoping the words would find themselves, you see? Never have such luck
I do, but I thought, maybe they’d come out for you.
Come, come, lets try again, and -
3,
2,
1,
Butsincethoulovest,lovestillandthrivetherein,EvenasIwouldwhenItolovebegin”
Bugger me, that all came gushing out at once, didn’t it? Ahaha, we did it, oh, I knew we could do it you
and I, look at that, words on a page. Maker and muse, you and me. Maker and muse.
That’s real beauty that is. What we made there. The words always come to ya eventually.
lot’s wife