Blackout_ Remembering the Things I Drank to Forget - Sarah Hepola
I’m in Paris on a magazine assignment, which is exactly as great as it sounds. I eat dinner at a restaurant so fancy I have to keep resisting the urge to drop my fork just to see how fast someone will pick it up. I’m drinking cognac—the booze of kings and rap stars—and I love how the snifter sinks between the crooks of my fingers, amber liquid sloshing up the sides as I move it in a figure eight. Like swirling the ocean in the palm of my hand.
I’m in Paris on a magazine assignment, which is exactly as great as it sounds. I eat dinner at a
restaurant so fancy I have to keep resisting the urge to drop my fork just to see how fast someone will
pick it up. I’m drinking cognac—the booze of kings and rap stars—and I love how the snifter sinks
between the crooks of my fingers, amber liquid sloshing up the sides as I move it in a figure eight.
Like swirling the ocean in the palm of my hand.
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Addiction was <strong>the</strong> inverse of honest work. It was everything, right now. I drank away nervousness,<br />
and I drank away boredom, and I needed <strong>to</strong> build a new <strong>to</strong>lerance. Yes <strong>to</strong> discomfort, yes <strong>to</strong><br />
frustration, yes <strong>to</strong> failure, because it meant I was getting stronger. I refused <strong>to</strong> be <strong>the</strong> person who only<br />
played games she could win.<br />
The first time I played a song in its entirety—“Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses—I felt<br />
like I’d punched a hole in <strong>the</strong> sky. I blew off work that day, shut down my phone. I sat in my bed and<br />
played <strong>the</strong> song over and over again, till my hands were cramped and red-purple grooves ran like<br />
railroad tracks across my fingertips.<br />
The feeling was so immaculate I didn’t want <strong>to</strong> taint it with <strong>the</strong> anxiety of performance. The next<br />
week, during our lesson, I kept my instruc<strong>to</strong>r talking, hoping I could burn out <strong>the</strong> entire hour with<br />
questions before we got around <strong>to</strong> playing. About 30 minutes in, he turned <strong>to</strong> me and said, “OK, let’s<br />
hear you.”<br />
The ache of those words: Let’s hear you. It put a plum in my throat <strong>to</strong> be <strong>the</strong> person who wanted<br />
<strong>to</strong> play but could not bear <strong>to</strong> play. To want <strong>the</strong> microphone but <strong>to</strong> stand in <strong>the</strong> back. To know <strong>the</strong>re is a<br />
book in you but <strong>to</strong> never find <strong>the</strong> nerve <strong>to</strong> wrestle it out. I was so screwed up on <strong>the</strong> issue of<br />
performance. It’s like I didn’t want anyone <strong>to</strong> hear me, but I couldn’t shut up. Or ra<strong>the</strong>r, I wanted<br />
everyone <strong>to</strong> hear me, but only in <strong>the</strong> way I wanted <strong>to</strong> be heard, which was an impossible wish,<br />
because nobody ever followed instructions.<br />
My hands shook when I strummed through <strong>the</strong> song, but my teacher strummed along with me, like a<br />
fa<strong>the</strong>r with his hand barely holding <strong>the</strong> bicycle seat. We sang <strong>to</strong>ge<strong>the</strong>r, sometimes finding <strong>the</strong> harmony<br />
parts, and afterward he said, “You’re a natural.” He probably said that <strong>to</strong> everyone, but I liked that he<br />
said it <strong>to</strong> me.<br />
“This is more like a portable karaoke machine for me,” I <strong>to</strong>ld him, smoothing my hand along <strong>the</strong><br />
gloss of <strong>the</strong> dreadnought.<br />
“That’s cool,” he said.<br />
“I’m not going <strong>to</strong> be a good guitarist,” I <strong>to</strong>ld him.<br />
“You never know,” he said.<br />
What mattered was that I was doing something I wanted <strong>to</strong> do instead of merely talking about it.<br />
Later, in <strong>the</strong> safety of my bedroom, my fingers started <strong>to</strong> find <strong>the</strong>ir way. Sometimes I could make<br />
chords without even looking at <strong>the</strong> strings, and I began <strong>to</strong> develop a kind of faith, a reaching without<br />
fear. The afternoon could slip away when I was like this: three hours, gone without looking once at<br />
<strong>the</strong> clock.<br />
I loved being reminded that losing time didn’t have <strong>to</strong> be a nightmare. It could also be a natural<br />
high.<br />
IT’S CRAZY I used <strong>to</strong> think all writers drink. When you quit, you notice how many don’t drink anymore,<br />
or never did. This is true for every creative field. Throw a s<strong>to</strong>ne in Hollywood, and you’ll hit a sober<br />
person. Rock stars, comics, visual artists—<strong>the</strong>y learn sobriety is <strong>the</strong> path <strong>to</strong> longevity. Any tabloid<br />
reader knows that walking in<strong>to</strong> certain AA rooms can be like stumbling in<strong>to</strong> a Vanity Fair party,<br />
which helped kick <strong>the</strong> fame delusion out of me.<br />
I was a child who worshipped celebrities—Michael Jackson, Whitney Hous<strong>to</strong>n, River Phoenix—<br />
each of <strong>the</strong>m was a hero <strong>to</strong> me. I spent way <strong>to</strong>o many of my younger years grasping for whatever fame