In_Touch_Weekly_June_5_2017

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FLORIDA MAN CALLS 911,
ASKS TO BE DEPORTED
Flights to Guatemala must
be pricey! Cesar Sanchez,
a (temporary) resident of
Naples, Fla., called 911 on
May 9 with an unusual
request: “All I want is
to be deported.” He was
charged with a misdemeanor for
misusing the emergency line and
taken to county jail, but his arrest
report indicates that he should be held for
Immigration and Customs Enforcement — so
hemaygethiswish.
Send me
back!
FORMER GIRL SCOUT LEADER ACCUSED
OF STEALING $26,000 WORTH
OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Leah Ann Vick, a
former Girl Scout leader in Floyd
County, Ky., has been charged with
felony theft of 6,250
boxes of Girl Scout
Cookies, totaling
$26,000. (That’s a LOT
of Thin Mints!) When it
came time to turn over
the profits, Vick, 26,
was nowhere to be
found — and she went
on the lam for months
before being arrested
the week of May 15.
Sounds like Vick had
better “Be Prepared”…
for the big house!
AMBER: MY HUSBAND LOVES MY BREAST MILK!
s are often guilty
this is ridiculous.
mblyn, 34, has
hat since welcoming
er Marlow in February,
band David Cross, 53,
as developed a guilty
leasure: her breast
milk. “I was like,
‘This is an honorary
thing that husbands
THANKS,
MOM!
have to do, drink
their wives’ breast
milk,’” she said of how
convinced him to give
ry. (Psst, David…
s not true.) “He drank
whole thing. He loved
Leave some for the
,Dad!
hookupsoftheweek
TREND ALERT!
MAY-DECEMBER RO
KATHARINE MCPHEE
& DAVID FOSTER
Their PDA-filled May 12
dinner date at Nobu
Malibu raised eyebrows,
but the singer, 33, and
Yolanda Hadid’s ex, 67,
have known each other
since 2006, when they
met on American Idol.
Her rep says the pair
are “nothing more than
friends,” but it would be
a natural progression
for Katharine: After
splitting with her
19-years-older husband
in 2014, she dated her
Smash director Michael
Morris, 59!
hindsightoftheweek
ANTHONY BOURDAIN
& ASIA ARGENTO
That’s amore! The
celeb chef, 60, and
the Italian actress, 41,
made their relationship
Instagram-official
on May 16 by posting
this pic on both
of their accounts.
CHARLIE HEATON & ANNA FRIEL
Though he was most recently linked
to his 20-year-old Stranger Things
co-star Natalia Dyer, Charlie, 23,
spotted at a May 14
ndon party getting cozy
with Brit actress Anna, 40
— who played his mom in a
2015 flick! (Hey, stranger
hings have happened!)
MILEY WANTS TO FORGET ‘WRECKING BALL’
Regrethashitherlikea…well,youknow.MileyCyrus
knows that the defining moment in her career is going to
be her controversial “Wrecking Ball” video. “I’m never
living that down,” laments the singer, 24, adding that
her “worst nightmare” is the video being played at her
funeral. “I licked the sledgehammer. I sho ld have
thought how long that was going to follow
around. I will always be the naked girl on a
ball!” Cheer up, Miley — some of us will alw
think of you as the (nearly) naked girl hum
foam finger!
Age is ju
these ce