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JIMMY FALLON:<br />
“A Ronald McDonald<br />
statue that was stolen<br />
from a New Jersey<br />
McDonald’s was found<br />
unharmed. The thieves<br />
said, ‘Turns out having a<br />
Ronald McDonald statue<br />
just sitting in your<br />
house is creepier than<br />
we thought.’”<br />
JAMES CORDEN:<br />
“Drake made an appearance,<br />
attending a prom in Memphis<br />
with his cousin and her date.<br />
Kind of a mixed bag though,<br />
because on one hand you came<br />
to the prom with Drake. On the<br />
other hand you came to the<br />
prom with your cousin!”<br />
SETH MEYERS:<br />
“Queen Elizabeth was spotted<br />
driving herself home from church<br />
yesterday in a Jaguar. A Jaguar?<br />
All I see is a cougar!”<br />
SETH MEYERS:<br />
“Researchers in <strong>In</strong>dia<br />
are trying to figure out<br />
how to slow down the<br />
overpopulation of<br />
monkeys. So far the<br />
best birth control method<br />
they’ve come up with is to<br />
make the monkeys<br />
babysit their nephew<br />
for four hours.”<br />
CONAN O’BRIEN:<br />
“A new study suggests<br />
that giving toddlers<br />
under 2 a smartphone<br />
to play with may stunt<br />
their development. <strong>In</strong><br />
response, tired parents<br />
everywhere said,<br />
‘Shut the f--- up!’”<br />
JIMMY FALLON:<br />
“The next season of<br />
the TV show Scandal<br />
will be its last. Yeah,<br />
ABC is ending<br />
Scandal. Fortunately,<br />
the White House<br />
picked it up for four<br />
more seasons.”<br />
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: @HYFR_JALAAH;GETTY; ABC; NBC; APPLE; NBC; GETTY; ABC; GETTY.<br />
72 IN TOUCH JUNE 5, <strong>2017</strong>
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