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TOPGEAR TOP 9<br />

WORST MOTORSPORT<br />

SPECIAL EDITIONS<br />

ASTON MARTIN<br />

RED BULL VANTAGE<br />

CITROEN<br />

C4<br />

AUDI R8<br />

SELECTION 24H<br />

Proving lazy special editions are a<br />

modern malady too, Aston has just<br />

unveiled some energy-drink-inspired<br />

Vantages signed by F1 drivers<br />

Ricciardo and Verstappen. Nice<br />

spec, but a pensionable car<br />

celebrating F1’s most youthful team.<br />

In 2007, Citroen heralded the fourth of<br />

Séb Loeb’s eventual nine WRC titles by<br />

phoning in a tarted-up hatch with zero<br />

mechanical mods. Four hundred cars<br />

got red and black leather, but only<br />

134kW when a Focus ST mustered<br />

168kW.<br />

Audi’s endurance racing record is<br />

beyond reproach. Thirteen Le Mans<br />

wins, a debut win at the N24 for the<br />

R8 LMS, and then to celebrate… an<br />

R8 V10 Plus with a tiny stripe on the<br />

side. Where’s the race aero, or the<br />

stripped cabin?<br />

DARIO’S CARS<br />

Fiat Uno Turbo<br />

RENAULT TRAFIC<br />

FORMULA EDITION<br />

Proving no inappropriate vehicle is<br />

safe from an attack of ill-considered<br />

F1 marketing. In 2015 Renault’s Dutch<br />

market was treated to a van with an<br />

Alcantara steering wheel, 17-inch<br />

rims, stickers, bucket seats… and a<br />

103kW diesel engine.<br />

MERCEDES A-CLASS<br />

PETRONAS MOTORSPORT<br />

Needing a stopgap before the<br />

F1-engined hypercar arrives, Merc hit<br />

on the idea of slapping some<br />

Petronas green wings and stripes on<br />

an A-Class diesel. You couldn’t even<br />

spec the kit on the ballistic AMG A45.<br />

Not very #blessed.<br />

ROVER<br />

200 BRM<br />

Rover’s 200 supermini, company car<br />

of the elderly, got a Sixties F1-inspired<br />

pep up with orange nosecone and<br />

quilted red seats in 1997. Originally<br />

priced at around R270 000, Rover<br />

slashed it to R240 000 in a bid to shift<br />

the colour-clash mess.<br />

Peugeot 205<br />

Ferrari F40<br />

Ferrari F355<br />

Porsche Carrera GT<br />

FIAT STILO SCHUMACHER<br />

Michael Schumacher won<br />

consecutive F1 world titles from<br />

2000 to 2004. In 2005, as his<br />

domination came to an end, Fiat<br />

woke up and did a hot-hatch tribute,<br />

using a 2.4-litre, five-pot Stilo.<br />

It wasn’t fast or fun, and only 200<br />

were made.<br />

INFINITI FX VETTEL EDITION<br />

Tenuous link ahoy: Nissan owns<br />

Infiniti, which is in bed with Renault,<br />

which makes Red Bull F1’s engines.<br />

Hence the monstrous 309kW<br />

über-SUV with a 5.0-litre V8 and Seb<br />

Vettel’s name on the boot. Cost? Over<br />

R1.5million. Instant recognition as a<br />

tasteless tool? Priceless.<br />

MG 6 BTCC EDITION<br />

As MG chased the 2012 BTCC<br />

title, it cooked up a bestriped<br />

hatchback with an “electronically<br />

limited top speed of<br />

193km/h”. Gordon Shedden’s<br />

Honda Civic won the<br />

championship, and MG has since<br />

gone icy cold.<br />

Honda NSX<br />

JUNE <strong>2017</strong><br />

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