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The Quicky Horoscopes
Your near future in two sentences by Molly Stone
9/5: Around 9pm At Delaney’s
ARIES: You will discover that Thursday, September 17, is Constitution
Pimentel family
Day. You will celebrate by studying the document and listing all the
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reasons you are proud to be an American.
TAURUS: You will discover that Saturday, September 19 is National
Talk Like a Pirate Day. You will celebrate by gathering all ye swash-
PRINTING • BASKETRY • ICE CREAM • BLACKSMITHING • FARM ANIMALS • CHILDRENS’ CRAFTS
buckling friends and walking the plank while shivering your timbers.
GEMINI: You will order lunch from Fin’s. You will FINish it all.
HISTORIC COLD
CANCER: You will fall in love on the bandstand at Rotary Park. Wait
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— scratch that — you will fall in love WITH the bandstand at Rotary
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Park... it really is well designed.
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LEO: You will grow exasperated watching the news and decide to
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bury your head in the sand. But it will be difficult to breathe and the
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seagulls will start landing on your back.
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VIRGO: You will begin decorating your house for Halloween. You
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won’t be able to see anything because of the fog machine, and you will
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accidentally eat a house plant for dinner.
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masks are to be worn at all times, both
LIBRA: Your life will begin imitating art. Unfortunately, that art will
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indoors and outdoors.
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be the Dilbert comic strip.
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Please practice physical distancing
SCORPIO: You will adopt a dog from the Cape May County Animal
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(6 feet) and be mindful of other guests
Shelter. You will name him Anderson Pooper.
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and Village staff.
SAGITTARIUS: You will order a tomato sandwich from Beach Plum
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Farm. You will have dreams about them for the foreseeable future.
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CAPRICORN: You will spot a family of deer at Higbee Beach. They
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will lead you into an enchanted grove and adopt you as one of their
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Tickets can be purchased at the
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Seashore Road Gate House.
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AQUARIUS: You will realize there is less than a month until the
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annual Lima Bean Festival in West Cape May. You will begin preparing
your acceptance speech should you be named Lima Bean royalty.
720 Route 9, Cape May
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Contactless tickets available through S
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PISCES: You will listen to Taylor Swift’s new album on repeat until
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you become convinced you could make a living as a busker on Washington
Street Mall. You will be arrested.
POTTERY • SPINNING • BROOM MAKING • WEAVING • TINSMITHING • OPEN HEARTH COOKING
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