Uncle Andy's Digest - June 2022 Digest

Fresh Walls
Submitted by Tyla Davis
Travis had just moved
into a new neighborhood.
While he was
unpacking, he noticed
a woman next door
smoothing out new
wallpaper. Travis
waited a couple of
days and saw through
the window that the
wallpaper job was
beautifully done.
He went over to the
neighbor’s house and
knocked. When the
woman answered, he
said, “Hi there! I just
moved in next door
and couldn’t help but
notice the new wallpaper
on your walls. I am
interested in doing my
the walls in my home
too and our houses
seem to be the same
size and layout. Can
you tell me how many
rolls of paper you
bought?”
“Welcome to the neighborhood,”
said the
woman. “I bought 16
rolls of wallpaper for
my home. Good luck
with your project.”
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but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
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Travis thanked her
and went to the store
to buy the wallpaper.
After the job was
finished, he returned
to her home and said,
“Thanks for the advice.
The new walls look
awesome. I’m am left
wondering though, do
you know why I have
six rolls of wallpaper
leftover?”
“Yeah, me too.”
Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with
Jimbo
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