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Teed OffSubmitted by Steve SimardEvery time I leave the door open, my mom asks me if I was raised in a barn.Weird, you’d think she’d remember.Joe, a notoriously badgolfer, hits his balloff the first tee andwatches as it slices tothe right and disappearsthrough an openwindow.Figuring that’s the endof it, he gets anotherball out of his bag andplays on.On the eighth hole, apolice officer walks upto Joe on the courseand says, “Did you hita golf ball through awindow back there?”Joe says, “Yes I did.”1940 ~ 2022Treat DAD to a family fun daythis Father’s Day!• Restaurant• Mini Golf Course• Driving Range• Ice Cream StandSummer HoursMiniature Golf &Driving RangeOpen Daily 10am - 9pm(weather permitting)Restaurant & Ice Cream StandOpen 11am-9pm“Well,” says the policeofficer, “it knocked alamp over, scaringthe dog, which racedout of the house ontothe highway. A driverrammed into a brickwall to avoid the dog,sending three peopleto hospital. And it’s allbecause you sliced theball.”“Oh my goodness,”says Joe, “is thereanything I can do?”470 Lake Shore Drive, Auburn • tabersgolf.comBad rainbows go to prism. It’s a light sentence.Out ‘n About in Mechanic Falls with Jimbo’s Golden RetrieversWell, mydinner is served.What are you guysgonna eat?“Yes there is. Try keepingyour head downand close up yourstance a bit.”Uncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo26 June 2022 783-7039A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff... baa-dumm-tsss.
A plant bought me a drink at Mac’s Grill the other day. It just wanted to say aloe.Out ‘n About at theAuburn-LewistonMunicipal Airportfor the Big Brothers Big Sistersof Mid-Maine plane pullTwo wrongsdon’t make a right,but two Wrights canmake a plane.De Echols & RyanCrockerDid youknow that BigBrothers Big Sistersserves seven countiesand over 500 kids ayear in Maine?Wish KidAbbyElizabeth Bushnell,Mae Slevinsky, &Monica CharetteBig Brothers Big Sistersof Mid-MaineUncle Andy’s Digest is a proud supporterof Make-A-Wish Maine.Consider becoming a sponsor of our8th Annual Summer Block Party.Visit www.LASummerBlockParty.com or call 207-783-7039Most bees are allergic to pollen. When exposed, they develop hives.Diane & DennisChamberlainUncle Andy’s DigestJune 2022 UncleAndys.com...withJimbo27
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