Uncle Andy's Digest - NOVEMBER 2022

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Last MinuteLogicSubmitted by Thomas HillYou know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when youthought the serving size of a turkey was for one.It’s the day beforeThanksgiving, and thebutcher is just lockingup when a man beginspounding on the frontdoor.“Please let me in,”says the man desperately.“I forgot to buy aturkey, and my wife willkill me if I don’t comehome with one.”“Okay,” says the butcher.“Let me see what Ihave left.”The butcher goes intothe freezer and discoversthat there’s onelast scrawny turkeyleft. He brings it out toshow the man.“That’s one is too skinny.What else have yougot?” asks the man.The butcher takesthe bird back into thefreezer and waits a fewminutes and brings thesame turkey back outto the man.“Oh, no,” says theman, “That one doesn’tlook any better. You’dbetter give me both ofthem!”I just joined a heavy metal band. I’m the lead singer.Out ‘n About at WIGY RadioHey Mark,maybe you andSara (Poulin) shouldgive some thought tohaving a third BreakfastClub host. Radiois a ruff job, but Ican handle it!Maybesomeday I’ll beable to read theradio segment sweepingthe Twin Cities...FAMOUS PEOPLEBIRTHDAYS!Mark Turcotte with LydiaPam Ashby with LydiaUncle Andy’s Digest ...withJimbo14 Nov. 2022 783-7039I just confessed to my wife that I was already married. That was bigamy.
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