Uncle Andy's Digest - NOVEMBER 2022

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Prison Work
Submitted by Steve Simard
A woman visits her
husband in prison. Before
leaving, she tells a
correction officer, “You
shouldn’t make my
husband work like that.
He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and
says, “Are you kidding?
He just eats and sleeps
and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies: “Not
true! He just told me
he’s been digging a
tunnel for months!”
If it hadn’t been for the invention of venetian blinds, it would have been curtains for all of us.
Ron Larravee
Son of Marcel, last customer at Marcel’s
Barber Shop (photo taken by Bill Martin)
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