Uncle Andy's Digest - DECEMBER 2022
Welcome to the December 2022 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Welcome to the December 2022 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
10<br />
Vet Visit<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
A man was worried<br />
about his pet goldfish<br />
so he made an<br />
appointment with his<br />
local vet to get him<br />
checked out.<br />
The vet looked at the<br />
fish swimming about<br />
and was perplexed as<br />
to what the problem<br />
was.<br />
“Sir, why did you bring<br />
your fish in today? He<br />
seems to be swimming<br />
around just fine.”<br />
“Well doc,” the man<br />
said, “I think my fish<br />
is very sick. I’m pretty<br />
sure he has epilepsy.”<br />
“Why don’t you leave<br />
the fish here for the day<br />
with us and we will observe<br />
him to see what<br />
we can find. Right now,<br />
I don’t see any cause<br />
for concern.”<br />
The man went back<br />
home for the day and<br />
returned right before<br />
closing time at the<br />
vet’s office.<br />
The vet brought the<br />
fishbowl with the<br />
goldfish still swimming<br />
around the same as he<br />
was earlier in the day.<br />
“Sir, I just don’t see<br />
your fish having epilepsy.”<br />
the doctor stated.<br />
“He has been swimming<br />
calmly all day.”<br />
“Well that’s because<br />
you haven’t taken him<br />
out of the bowl yet.”<br />
Jimbo<br />
Dec. <strong>2022</strong> 783-7039<br />
I’ve heard that after this Christmas, advent calendars are going to be phased out.<br />
Their days are numbered.<br />
Cheers to the<br />
New Year!<br />
Jon<br />
Mercier<br />
Deb<br />
Morin<br />
Lindsay<br />
Wright<br />
Mark<br />
Turner<br />
Linda<br />
Dupuis<br />
Shannon<br />
White<br />
Toni<br />
Ferraro<br />
Dustin<br />
Mallar<br />
Dawn<br />
Lopez<br />
Brandon<br />
Caruso<br />
Mason<br />
Dupuis<br />
Malayka<br />
Harriman<br />
www.MaineSourceRealty.com<br />
333-6001<br />
368 Minot Avenue, Auburn<br />
207.333.6001<br />
mainesourcehomes.com<br />
I made soup entirely from ingredients in the atmosphere. It was a broth of fresh air.<br />
Out ‘n About at the Lewiston versus Edward Little Football game...<br />
the last game at Walton Field<br />
What<br />
a night! Over<br />
200 EL football<br />
alumni were able to<br />
be on the field before<br />
the game to pay tribute<br />
to the field we called<br />
home during our high<br />
school years. There is<br />
so much history at<br />
Walton!<br />
Edward Little Football alumni Steve & Gary Simard<br />
The temperature went from 70° to 35° like it saw a state trooper.
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