Uncle Andy's Digest - DECEMBER 2022
Welcome to the December 2022 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Welcome to the December 2022 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Practice makes perfeckt.<br />
Out ‘n About at The Colisée for Veterans<br />
Weekend at the Maine Nordiques<br />
Happy Holidays!<br />
I’m thankful to be part of such a wonderful<br />
community. I wish all my neighbors a<br />
safe and happy Thanksgiving.<br />
Like a good neighbor,<br />
State Farm is there. ®<br />
I swear<br />
I’m not<br />
short... our<br />
wall ad at The<br />
Colisée<br />
is just<br />
gigantic!<br />
Brittany Parker, Light Travels<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong> ...with<br />
6<br />
Life Goals<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
One day, little Billy and<br />
little Jimmy were playing<br />
on the playground<br />
and talking about what<br />
they wanted to be<br />
when they grew up.<br />
“I want to be a police<br />
officer,” said little Billy<br />
proudly.<br />
“I want to be a millionaire<br />
like my dad!” said<br />
Jimmy.<br />
“Wait, you’re dad’s a<br />
millionaire?” asked<br />
Billy, intrigued?<br />
“No, but he always<br />
wanted to be.”<br />
Jimbo<br />
Dec. <strong>2022</strong> 783-7039<br />
MONDAY<br />
Ham Italians<br />
Sm $2.29 Lg. $3.99<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
Chicken Salad<br />
Sm $2.99 Lg. $4.99<br />
FRIDAY<br />
Tuna Italian<br />
Sm $2.99 Lg. $4.99<br />
SUNDAY<br />
$2.00 OFF<br />
Any large pizza<br />
MAIN STREET MARKET<br />
2 Main Street, Sabattus • 207-375-8502<br />
Hours: 6am - 8pm • Seven days a week<br />
TUESDAY<br />
Small 1-topping Pizza<br />
10" pizza $4.99<br />
THURSDAY<br />
Bowl of Chili<br />
$5.99<br />
B.L.T.<br />
Sm. $2.99<br />
Lg. $4.99<br />
SATURDAY<br />
Baked Beans<br />
Pint $3.99 Quart $4.99<br />
Full beans ’n franks meal $9.49<br />
Breakfast Sandwiches $2.99<br />
Hash browns 2/$2.59<br />
Coffee all sizes $0.99<br />
We accept cash, checks,<br />
major credit/debit cards, & EBT<br />
My addiction to helium is out of control, but no one is taking my cries for help seriously!
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