Uncle Andy's Digest - MARCH 2023
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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No One<br />
Left Out<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
Lisa was just hired as<br />
the coach of the local<br />
high school boy’s soccer<br />
team.<br />
On the first day of<br />
practice, she notices a<br />
boy at the end of the<br />
field, standing alone,<br />
while all the other kids<br />
are running around<br />
having fun kicking a<br />
ball.<br />
Lisa takes pity on him<br />
and decides to speak<br />
to him.<br />
The local meteorologist got fired because of his cold and gloomy forecasts.<br />
No more mist and ice guy.<br />
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“You ok?” she asks.<br />
“Yes,” he says.<br />
“You can go and play<br />
with the other kids you<br />
know,” she says.<br />
“No, it’s probably best I<br />
stay here,” he says.<br />
“Why’s that sweetie?”<br />
Lisa asked.<br />
“Because I’m the<br />
goalie.”<br />
Here Fishy<br />
Fishy<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
I went to the pet store<br />
and pointed out a<br />
goldfish that I wanted<br />
to buy to the clerk.<br />
“Do you want an<br />
aquarium?” he asked.<br />
“I don’t care what sign<br />
it is, as long as it’s<br />
healthy.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
20 March <strong>2023</strong><br />
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