Uncle Andy's Digest - MARCH 2023
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Accounting<br />
& Tax<br />
Service You<br />
Can Trust!<br />
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.<br />
MICHAEL G. SPAULDING, P.A.<br />
Certified Public Accountant<br />
Tax Planning & Preparation<br />
for Individuals and Business<br />
207.782.1040 • PO Box 895, Auburn, ME 04212<br />
mspaulding@androscoggin.tax<br />
Poisson & Sons Auto Care<br />
260 S. Main Street, Auburn 207.782.9144<br />
FULL SERVICE GAS STATION<br />
Think Spring!<br />
It’s coming!<br />
Time to make your appointments<br />
for seasonal vehicle checks.<br />
March <strong>2023</strong><br />
Stickers are due!<br />
11 12 1<br />
10 MOTOR VEHICLE 2<br />
9<br />
8<br />
23<br />
7<br />
0215697<br />
6<br />
24<br />
5<br />
3<br />
4<br />
We have so much more than pizza!<br />
BETTER THAN A<br />
POT OF GOLD!<br />
CAMPING SEASON IS A FEW MONTHS AWAY!<br />
Will you be ready?<br />
85 Center Street, Auburn • 11a-9p daily<br />
207-784-8221<br />
CALL OF THE WILD RV CENTER<br />
848 Main Street, Oxford<br />
207-539-4410 • www.callofthewildrv.com<br />
Pro Shop<br />
Value<br />
Submitted by Steve Simard<br />
Carlton walks into the<br />
pro shop at Fairlawn<br />
Golf Course and asks<br />
the golf pro if they sell<br />
ball markers.<br />
Do claustrophobic astronauts need space?<br />
Out ‘n About at Call of the Wild RV Center for their Open House<br />
Relaxing<br />
at camp with our<br />
favorite magazine...<br />
sounds like<br />
a plan!<br />
The golf pro says,<br />
“Yes, they are just<br />
$1.00 each.”<br />
Carlton decides to purchase<br />
one and gives<br />
the golf pro a dollar.<br />
The golf pro opens the<br />
register, puts the dollar<br />
in the tray and with a<br />
big smile hands the<br />
guy a quarter.<br />
Marie & Ron Hodgdon<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
28 March <strong>2023</strong><br />
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