Uncle Andy's Digest - MARCH 2023
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Spring is just around the corner, and we're certainly ready for the thaw. In the meantime, we have compiled some good humor in the March 2023 Edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Is it bad luck to be superstitious?<br />
Out ‘n About at <strong>Digest</strong> World Headquarters<br />
Magazine<br />
mascots need<br />
snack breaks too,<br />
you know...<br />
It’s why I’m here.<br />
Some things we all have in common.<br />
There’s nobody like me to protect the things<br />
we all value.<br />
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.®<br />
CALL ME TODAY.<br />
Lydia Ashby<br />
Genie of the<br />
Lamp<br />
Submitted by Tyla Davis<br />
A guy rubs a lamp<br />
and a genie pops out<br />
in a puff of smoke.<br />
“Master, I am here<br />
to grant you three<br />
wishes. Choose<br />
them wisely,” said<br />
the genie.<br />
“Wow! This is amazing,<br />
I know what I’m<br />
going to wish for<br />
first,” replies the guy.<br />
“For my first wish, I<br />
want to be rich.”<br />
“Ok, Rich. ..what’s<br />
your second wish?”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6 March <strong>2023</strong><br />
I ran out of toilet paper the other day and had to use the newspaper. Times are rough.
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