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Tackling the Refrigerator<br />
By: Susan Goldfein / Susan’s Unfiltered Wit<br />
Note: The title above doesn’t refer to William<br />
Perry, the very large Chicago Bears defensive<br />
tackle who was nicknamed the “Refrigerator.” I<br />
don’t even know why I recall this piece of sports trivia. I’m not even a<br />
football fan.<br />
The refrigerator I’m<br />
referring to is an actual<br />
refrigerator that occupies<br />
25 cubic feet of space in my<br />
kitchen. It’s not new, but an<br />
appliance we inherited from<br />
the prior owner of the condo<br />
in which we now live.<br />
It’s in fine working<br />
order. Except for one small<br />
detail. An external piece of<br />
plastic that won’t stay in its<br />
intended place!<br />
Are you familiar with the<br />
base grill? You might know<br />
it as the toe kick plate. Or<br />
more likely, you don’t know it at all.<br />
It’s one of those things that simply goes unnoticed because it resides<br />
where the refrigerator meets the floor. You don’t see it unless you have<br />
a seat at the breakfast table which affords a bird’s eye view of the toe<br />
kick laying on its side, revealing all the horrors it has heretofore been<br />
concealing.<br />
Its mechanical purpose<br />
is to allow airflow to cool<br />
the condenser. But of more<br />
significance to a domestic<br />
goddess, it’s the part that<br />
hides all the dust, missing<br />
objects and deceased wildlife<br />
that have found their way<br />
under the refrigerator never<br />
to be seen again. Unless the<br />
toe kick falls.<br />
I’m a proud do-it-yourself<br />
person who dabbles in<br />
fixing toilet bowl flappers,<br />
assembling Ikea furniture<br />
with no leftover parts, and<br />
performing successful<br />
operations on resistant<br />
bottle caps. So, it’s no wonder one morning, about a week ago, on a<br />
caffeine high and tired of staring at the dust, I decided it was time to<br />
tackle the toe kick!<br />
That was a month ago. Yet, this morning I’m still sitting at my table<br />
staring at the repulsive mess behind the fallen toe kick.<br />
So, why has the repair queen been procrastinating? Fellow<br />
octogenarians – when was the last time you voluntarily lowered<br />
yourselves to the floor with no idea as to how you were going to stand<br />
again without summoning EMS?<br />
What comes to mind in the current situation is the phrase “reality<br />
bites.” It’s those moments “when the harsh pains and experiences of<br />
life jolt you out of your fantasy.”<br />
Unfortunately, at this age “harsh pains and experiences” aren’t mere<br />
metaphors.<br />
So, having experienced the harsh pains of lowering and raising stiff<br />
joints to the floor and back, why am I even contemplating fixing that<br />
damn toe kick? The answer is clear. It’s hard to admit that you can no<br />
longer do what used to be easy to accomplish.<br />
And that you should have the phone number of a handyman on<br />
speed dial. But common sense doesn’t always prevail, and today might<br />
be when I throw caution to the wind and tackle the refrigerator.<br />
So please don’t be alarmed if you see the neighborhood fire truck<br />
parked outside my building. The humiliation of being hoisted from<br />
the floor may very well be offset by yet another successful DIY repair!<br />
30<br />
<strong>June</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
Susan Goldfein’s newest book, Laughing My Way Through the<br />
Third Stage, is available at Amazon.com, BN.com, Read her blog<br />
at: www.SusansUnfilteredWit.com. Email Susan: SusanGoldfein@<br />
aol.com.