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Congratulations! What Comes After The Party?<br />
By: Vicki Wentz / Vicki’s Voice<br />
It’s graduation time, and I know all of you in<br />
the Class of <strong>2023</strong> have eagerly awaited the<br />
moment when you are thrust into the world on<br />
your own, ready to tackle your dreams, excited to<br />
take on the responsibility of making your<br />
own way, making your own choices, making<br />
your own mistakes, making your own bed...<br />
or not...it’s up to you!<br />
And, let me tell you, it’s a blast out here!<br />
Now, unless you’ve already gotten a job<br />
in your chosen field (snicker) you’ll be<br />
heading home to Mom and Dad’s for a while<br />
as you send out resumes and “weigh all<br />
your options.” Of course, all that “making<br />
your own choices” stuff mostly won’t fly if<br />
you’re living at home.<br />
Remember the old “my house, my rules” thing? Well, you may be 21,<br />
but when you’re home, you still belong to them.<br />
(In fact when you’re 35 and visit M&D with your own grown-up<br />
family...still their rules! Obviously, when they visit your own grownup<br />
house, you can tell them YOUR rules…which they’ll laugh at and<br />
disregard because...well, “because they said so”).<br />
After you take a few weeks off to relax, see old high school friends<br />
and hang out at the old hangouts; and after you send out scores of<br />
resumes (and hear more “NO”s than you’ve heard since you tried to<br />
get to second base with Mary Elizabeth Schumick in junior high); and<br />
after your mother stops crying because “my baby’s home!” and starts<br />
approaching the laundry room the way<br />
Marines approach an ISIS cave; and after<br />
your Dad stops grinning and smacking you<br />
on the back whenever he passes and begins<br />
leaving the Classifieds in your bathroom<br />
sink...at that point, you’ll want to check into<br />
some “temporary” (snicker again) local<br />
employment.<br />
Your secret inclination might be to get<br />
the old band back together. As a college<br />
graduate, you’d be in much higher demand<br />
at high school dances than you were in 10th grade!<br />
The problem is that, invariably, someone, (like the lead singer) won’t<br />
be available due to having gotten a job at Home Depot, plus he’s getting<br />
married and his fiancée won’t let him. You could try to substitute your<br />
great-uncle Earl, who’s 78, but once sang with The Manhattan Transfer,<br />
and wants to get back into the business…not a good idea on SO many<br />
levels.<br />
So, although you planned to work for a multi-national company<br />
in New York, followed by a reassignment to their office in London or<br />
Rome...well, Pizza Hut’s not so bad, with tips, and all the pizza you can<br />
eat, plus you get to put that little Pizza Hut sign that lights up on top<br />
of your car. Sweet!<br />
Or, if you’re female - not that a young lady wouldn’t work at Pizza<br />
Hut, which certainly has its share of talented female college graduates<br />
- you could also look into being a nanny, especially if you start in the<br />
summer. Take a couple of weeks off first, just long enough to give young<br />
parents a chance to experience the reality of having little children at<br />
home all day.<br />
By around <strong>June</strong> 20, those mothers will be offering you more money<br />
than any multi-national company on earth. They’ll give you a car in<br />
which to schlep their little ones, they’ll stock the fridge with all your<br />
favorite foods, and they’ll give you their pass to the country club pool.<br />
Shoot, if you can hold out until the end of <strong>June</strong>, you might score grad<br />
school tuition!<br />
After you land this good local job, you’re just a hop-skip-and-a-jump<br />
from getting your own place - which should be way across town from<br />
your parents, for obvious reasons. And, because you’ll need the deposit<br />
and first-month’s rent, you simply have the old band over to practice at<br />
your parents’ house four or five days a week, and abracadabra: they’ll<br />
take care of everything!<br />
So, hey, congrats again, and uh...well, good luck out here!...(snicker<br />
#3).<br />
36<br />
<strong>June</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
Vicki Wentz is a writer, teacher and speaker living in North<br />
Carolina. Readers may contact her - and order her new children’s<br />
book! - by visiting her website at www.vickiwentz.com.