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Uncle Andy's Digest - July 2023

Uncle Andy’s Digest makes for some great reading on the beach. Let’s hope the beach weather starts hanging out! Enjoy the July 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.

Uncle Andy’s Digest makes for some great reading on the beach. Let’s hope the beach weather starts hanging out! Enjoy the July 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.

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I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him,<br />

“What’s the word on the street?”<br />

18th Annual<br />

Since 1940<br />

• Restaurant<br />

• Miniature Golf<br />

• Driving Range<br />

• Ice Cream Stand<br />

Glow in the Dark<br />

Mini Golf<br />

<strong>2023</strong> IAAI<br />

Pete Simard<br />

Golf Benefit<br />

at Poland Spring<br />

Golf Course<br />

Jill,<br />

what’s a Any<br />

golfers favorite<br />

bird? they can<br />

birdie<br />

find.<br />

August 5th @ 7pm<br />

rollback prices!<br />

<strong>July</strong> 15, 29, & August 12th<br />

9pm - 11:30pm<br />

Great<br />

Family<br />

Fun!<br />

Ken Knauer<br />

& Jill Ricker<br />

Pam Bernier<br />

& Jack Ricker<br />

Join Us!<br />

The Maine Mini Golf Open*<br />

August 6 th @9:30am<br />

*The Maine Mini Golf Open is a 36 Hole Tournament<br />

$20 entry fee • $ 500 1 st place • Cash prizes for top 5<br />

Kevin Chase<br />

& Jeff Mack<br />

Bob,<br />

a golfers worst<br />

nightmare is<br />

the bogeyman.<br />

Golf Open 10am - 9pm • Restaurant 11am - 9pm<br />

470 Lake Shore Drive, Auburn • www.tabersgolf.com<br />

The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is one is really heavy,<br />

and the other is a little lighter.<br />

Dave O’Connell<br />

& Bob Chase<br />

<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />

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