Uncle Andy's Digest - July 2023
Uncle Andy’s Digest makes for some great reading on the beach. Let’s hope the beach weather starts hanging out! Enjoy the July 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
32 <strong>July</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
The racing snail that got rid of his shell- He thought it would make him faster, but it just<br />
made him sluggish.
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