Uncle Andy's Digest - July 2023
Uncle Andy’s Digest makes for some great reading on the beach. Let’s hope the beach weather starts hanging out! Enjoy the July 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Uncle Andy’s Digest makes for some great reading on the beach. Let’s hope the beach weather starts hanging out! Enjoy the July 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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‘I’m a walking economy, you know’ ‘How so?’ ‘My hairline is in recession, my stomach is<br />
always in inflation, and these two together bring me into a deep depression’.<br />
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When business slows right down at a medicine factory you can hear a cough drop.<br />
continued from page 34<br />
Sunset Concert<br />
Series schedule:<br />
<strong>July</strong> 10 -<br />
The Cobblestones<br />
<strong>July</strong> 17 -<br />
Novel Jazz<br />
<strong>July</strong> 24 -<br />
Lynn Reeves Trio<br />
<strong>July</strong> 31 - El Malo<br />
August 7 -<br />
Zeme Libre<br />
August 14 -<br />
Erica Brown &<br />
The Bluegrass<br />
Connection<br />
August 21 -<br />
Jim Gallant Trio<br />
August 28 -<br />
The World Famous<br />
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Interviewer to job applicant: “Can you come up with any reason you want this job other<br />
than your parents want you out of the house?”<br />
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