Uncle Andy's Digest - December 2023
The temperature has dropped, along with the December 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. Shop local this holiday season! Check out our advertisers for gift giving ideas. As always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
The temperature has dropped, along with the December 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. Shop local this holiday season! Check out our advertisers for gift giving ideas. As always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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A Promise<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
It was the day after<br />
Christmas at St. Peter<br />
and St. Paul’s church<br />
in Borden, Kent,<br />
England. Father John<br />
was looking at the<br />
nativity scene outside<br />
when he noticed the<br />
baby Jesus was missing<br />
from the figures.<br />
Immediately, Father<br />
John’s thoughts turned<br />
to calling in the local<br />
policeman, but as he<br />
was about to do so, he<br />
saw little Nathan with<br />
a red wagon. In the<br />
wagon, was the figure<br />
of the little infant,<br />
Jesus.<br />
Father John approached<br />
Nathan<br />
and asked him, “Well,<br />
Nathan, where did you<br />
get the little infant?”<br />
Nathan looked up,<br />
smiled and replied,<br />
“I took him from the<br />
church.”<br />
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Father John then<br />
asked, “And why did<br />
you take him?”<br />
With a sheepish grin,<br />
Nathan answered,<br />
“Well, Father John,<br />
about a week before<br />
Christmas I prayed to<br />
Lord Jesus. I told him<br />
if he would bring me a<br />
red wagon for Christmas,<br />
I promised to<br />
give him a ride around<br />
the block in it.”<br />
Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
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