Uncle Andy's Digest - December 2023
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The temperature has dropped, along with the December 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. Shop local this holiday season! Check out our advertisers for gift giving ideas. As always, you'll find great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Dreams<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Jenna was taking<br />
an afternoon nap on<br />
Christmas Eve before<br />
the festivities.<br />
After she woke up,<br />
she confided to Max,<br />
her boyfriend, “I just<br />
dreamed that you gave<br />
me a diamond ring for<br />
a Christmas present.<br />
What do you think that<br />
means?”<br />
“Aha, you’ll know<br />
tomorrow,” answered<br />
Max smiling broadly.<br />
Getting old is tough. In my mind I'm 28 but my body says I'm senile.<br />
*based on generator and load size.<br />
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DURING A<br />
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out power, a re<br />
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your house protected. And it can matter power the<br />
No matter the weather, we’re with you.<br />
your entire home.* So turn up the heat.<br />
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From engines to generators, we give the<br />
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world power.<br />
From engines to generators, world we give power. the<br />
world power.<br />
On Christmas morning<br />
Max approached<br />
Jenna and handed<br />
her small package.<br />
Delighted and excited<br />
she opened it quickly.<br />
There in her hand rested<br />
a book entitled: The<br />
Meaning of Dreams.<br />
*based on generator and load size.<br />
*based on generator and load size.<br />
LET IT SNOW. BLIZZARD. OR FREEZE.<br />
YOUR POWER IS PROTECTED.<br />
*Based on generator and load size.<br />
Whenever there’s a power outage, your KOHLER® generator<br />
keeps your lights on, your home warm and your family protected.<br />
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your family protected.<br />
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Whenever there’s a power outage, your KOHLER® generator<br />
keeps your lights on, your home warm and your family protected.<br />
Hi Peggy, Autumn <strong>2023</strong><br />
And it can power your entire house—for as long as you need it to.*<br />
No matter the weather, we’re with you.<br />
From engines to generators, we give the world power.<br />
Please review your proof carefully.<br />
It will run as you see it if<br />
changes are not received by<br />
Hi Peggy,<br />
Dealer Name<br />
City, State<br />
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Website.com<br />
*Based on generator and load size.<br />
*Based on generator and load size.<br />
September 13th<br />
From engines to generators, we give the world power.<br />
Please review D E A L your E R proof carefully.<br />
It will Thank run as you! you see it if<br />
changes are Pam not Ashby received by<br />
Hi Peggy,<br />
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Dealer Name<br />
City, State<br />
000.000.0000<br />
Website.com<br />
Dealer Name<br />
City, State<br />
000.000.0000<br />
Website.com<br />
AD PROOF<br />
Out & About: Candle Light Vigil At The Auburn Festival Plaza<br />
pam.ashby@LAMetroMagazine.com<br />
September 13th<br />
D E A L E R<br />
Thank you!<br />
Pam Ashby<br />
pam.ashby@LAMetroMagazine.com<br />
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Autumn <strong>2023</strong><br />
AD PROOF<br />
Please review your proof carefully.<br />
It will run as you see it if<br />
changes are not received by<br />
September 13th<br />
D E A L E R<br />
Thank you!<br />
Pam Ashby<br />
pam.ashby@LAMetroMagazine.com<br />
Leroy Walker (City Counciler) & Willie Ponds Head coach<br />
and GM of the Maine Bulldogs.<br />
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
34 <strong>December</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve,<br />
or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.
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