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count." Sent me through the roof and sealed it for you. A score of 3 for death and 1 for
life story.
Total: 4
~Kelly Jo, we are happy to hear how it ended.
"Kelly Jo Ernst, 26, died recently after learning that her friend, also named Kelly,
and his wife were pregnant with their second child. According to scribbled
calculations found at the scene, Ernst seemed to be trying to figure out why anyone
would sleep with her friend in the first place, let alone more than once. Medical
examiners believe Ernst's inability to find a logical answer led to her untimely
death. At this time, Ernst is believed to have died due to mental exhaustion.
Several factors are believed to have contributed to her death, primarily her
participation in an online Survivor game created by her friends on the popular
website Myspace.com. It is believed that brainstorming ideas for responses to the
game's challenges initiated Ernst's spiral into exhaustion. Strangely enough, her
friend Kelly was also responsible for the creation of the online game in which Ernst
was involved. Police investigators may look into this matter further as one of the
most strangely plotted homicides in history."
I'm gonna say solid. It was a great name drop for the game. Plus Kelly doesn't get
enough shit during this game and I encourage it, but won't give it away with a sick
Kelly burn. Kelly Jo, well done, 2 for death and 1 for life story.
Total: 3
~Dr. Joshua Morris, you're next please…
Dr. Joshua Morris passed away this past Saturday, July 7th, 2007, at his midsummer
home in Weed, CA. He committed suicide after discovering that his wife
was really blind and had fooled him all these years.
Born August 30th, 1978 in Amarillo (Spanish for yellow), TX, he grew up in the
Dallas/Fort Worth area, also spending several of his most formative years in Sioux
Falls, SD. Due to his unusually small size, Joshua became this century's most
successful optical surgeon from a very early age. Able to physically enter the bodies
of his patients orally using a pill-shaped mini-aircraft known as the "Jimmy
Johnson", Dr. Morris was able to perform his patented "Creative Corrective
Colorization of the Human Eye" while inside his patients' bodies. He suffered a lifelong
battle with the FDA over the validity of his surgical methods, but his success
among Hollywood's elite staved off any real aggression from the law. After one
surgery, Paris Hilton was quoted to have said "I can't believe I just swallowed my