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*The Intercourse Teabaggers
Horsecocks always gets my attention. I don't know if that's a good thing. Point: Best Westerns
8. (R) Which one of the Friends would you kill? Why and how?
*Ross would die from shock and irony. After getting down on one knee so many times to propose to different women, his
joints wear out and snap. The broken bone causes his body to go into shock but Ross refused to seek treatment because he is
convinced that he is not kneeling on a break.
*Joey- the moron would die when the Kangaroo in his poster comes to life and boxes him to death.
Knowing Joey he could actually imagine that and it would be a valid way for him to die. Point: Brown Street
9. (K) If the 22 remaining Survivors were playing truth or dare, who would you dare to do what?
*I would dare everyone to get old, fat, bald, and see how they like it.
*I would dare Todd to not be gay.
HAHAHAHAH, Todd's not gay! He's just Classy. Todd "Famous" wins the point. Point: Best Westerns
10. (R) Name a president and match him with a modern-day ailment. I.E.: Abraham Lincoln, Erectile Dysfunction.
*George W. Bush: Yeast Infection.
*Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Restless Leg Syndrome
I know it's cliché, but wins by Yeast Infection. Which I believe is what they renamed Ohio. Point: Brown Street
11. (K) If Tom Cruise were a professional wrestler, what would his name be?
*Thundering Thetan
*"Captain Cukoo For Cocoa Puffs"
O Captain, my Captain. Tom Cruise is cukoo. Cukoo for what? The world may never know. Point: Brown Street
12. (R) If you lost your predominant arm, what would you do for a living?
*I'd be an exotic dancer - I could show all those bitches on the pole up if I were doing that with only one arm!
*Be a Proctologist, I only need one finger for that.