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Score it a 4 Dude. No Donnie, these men are cowards.<br />
(Josh "Don't call me Hannibal" Mitchell)<br />
P.S. – Didn't Johnny Cash wear black and he was definitely a good guy. So there.<br />
6. He ran upon the pavement searching for it. His breathe paused in excitement as the shine<br />
caught the moonlight; kneeling next to the sewer grate adrenaline filled him as he touched<br />
the mildewed metal. His fingers pulsed towards it, squirming he finally had the key in his<br />
grasp. Smiling, he sighed, he was safe he wouldn't be caught tonight.<br />
In the immortal words of Led Zeppelin, it makes me wonder. Is all that glitters<br />
gold? Apparently, to this convict(?) this key was his glittering gold and I'm<br />
positive that he's not buying a stairway to heaven. But we honestly don't know if it<br />
is a convict. I need more info!<br />
Score it a 3 Dude. Without, without a certain, without a certain means to… please<br />
don't touch that.<br />
(Tanya "It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!" Laumann)<br />
7. It started off like any other Sunday. Mike was lounging around the house sipping on a few<br />
beers. Having just separated from Rachel, whom Mike believed was his girlfriend, he decided<br />
it would be best to get a little bit black-out drunk. After succeeding, Mike awoke in a hospital<br />
bed with the worst case of gonorrhea known to man.<br />
I'm glad we had some crude humor brought to the table. Thank you, it is always<br />
appreciated in my circle. Now, is this Mike character someone you know? Or just<br />
a "story" you made up? Nevermind that now, we've got stories to read.<br />
Score it a 4 Dude. You are entering a world of pain.<br />
(Adam "who goes to church?" Hegge)<br />
8. "Chaos Theory"<br />
Armand rested under a lush canopy of leaves. A breeze tickled the hairs on his legs and he<br />
was struck by a grand, ridiculous idea. Drunk with power and possibility, careless about the<br />
ramifications of his actions, he took off. Three years later the levies of New Orleans crumbled<br />
under the force of the hurricane his wings had created.<br />
A modern day Icarus? Which reminds me, when are they coming out with this<br />
famed Icarus game for the Wii? Kelly, you may interject here. [from Kelly: I've<br />
already downloaded the original and am hoping the rumored update doesn't suck]<br />
I thought with the reintroduction to him in the new Super Smash Brothers game<br />
we'd see him rather soon in his own full length title. Complete with arrows,<br />
feathers and eggplants!<br />
Score it a 3 Dude. Did you even listen to the Dude's story? You're like a child<br />
wandering into a movie.<br />
(Rachel "W." Flynn)<br />
9. Typical day. Chris has a sip of coffee. It is black. Everyday is<br />
the same...every interaction similiar. Except today. He receives a<br />
letter. He is part ape. He had always wondered what his father<br />
was like, now he had proof. He sets the coffee down and leaves for<br />
a life in the jungle, a life as an ape.<br />
Simple, strange, even somewhat dumb. I love it. But really, how monotonus is the
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