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Three more things:
*Non-submissions will be good for negative two points.
*Submissions that screw up the number of words will get zero.
*Plagiarized submissions will get negative five. You laugh, but it's happened both years, even
with the warning.
I'm sure I'll think of more later, and edit the shit out of this, but I'm good for now. Send your
submissions in message form as you get them done. Edit: Due Tuesday night at 10pm.
Cheers!
July 25, 2007 - Wednesday
Challenge Three Results
FICTION 59
Alright, enough with all the words! Let's get to the match!
(Just a bit of some underwriting. No one has cheated this round of 'Fiction 59'. Which
is already a record. Give yourselves a hand.
But sadly, like every other 'Fiction 59' someone has regrettably not sent in a submission.
This from a team that promised to sprout some of the early favorites for the prospect of
a Champion.)
Without firther adu,
Best Westerns Vs. Quilted Northerns
1. "You're the one boy." Sebastian felt surprisingly serene as he
spoke the words he had waited a lifetime to utter. "You shall
bring peace between humans and squirrels." Sebastian reared
up high and bellowed. "I know you can understand me boy, you
have the gift, together we can…"
"Look Dad, I got one!" Jimmy signed to his father excitedly.
Oooo, very edgy. Killing squirrels that are in fact trying to bring peace between
the human world and the squirrel nation. The plight of our generation. The only
question is, what was he killing it with? If it was his bare hands that is one stupid
child, but non-the-less a great story.
Score it a 4 Dude. He's a nihilist, he doesn't believe in anything.
(Todd "Famous" Karner)
2. Marcus awoke one night to a weird sound. He looked under his bed and saw gnomes
mining for gold in his carpet. "Holy crap!" yelled Marcus, at which point the gnomes saw him,
paniced, and vanished. "I have to stop eating jabiniaros before bed" remarked Marcus as he
went back to sleep. Not long after, the digging begain anew.