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public service will follow this Sunday in Central Park.
Hmmm… I loved that Johns life was much like an episode of Kung Fu, Godzilla movie
and the movie Buckaroo Bonzai. I especially loved the autobiography title, "Your Ass
Is A Plate Glass Window and My Foot's Going Through." Very Chic. I'm gonna throw
the death a 2 and the life story a 3, mainly because that's how I wanted mine to be.
Total: 5
~Hello Lovely Ms. Flynn,
Flynn, Rachel A.
age 30, was born in St. Paul, Minnesota. She grew up in Eagan and graduated from
Eagan High School in '95 before attending the University of Minnesota, Morris ('99,
B.A. in Theatre Arts). She worked in the P.R. office of The Children's Theatre
Company for six years before deciding that her boss's craziness and the
overwhelming workload were no longer very enjoyable. Last December she sold out
to "The Man" and began working in a law firm. Rachel enjoyed watching,
performing in, supporting and/or producing theatre, and she loved to travel. Her
favorite destination was the city of London where she was able to indulge her two
loves while racking up credit card debt. Rachel found peace Thursday, July 5, 2007
after a rockin' day of July 4th celebrations. Contrary to rumors (and several psychic
predictions) her cause of death was neither alcohol poisoning, autoerotic
asphyxiation, nor decapitation. The autopsy released from the coroner's office
yesterday lists Rachel's official cause of death as a zombie bite on her lower back
most likely sustained during her last visit to London which coincided with the UK
Zombie Scare of '05. Rachel's friends say this news goes a long way toward
explaining her deep fear of zombies and her occasional cravings for raw brain
matter and Taco Bell chalupas. The animated corpse of Rachel spent the last couple
of years enjoying "life" by doing a couple of shows and hanging out with friends.
She is survived by her dog Dodger, her cat Ramsey, her dad Bob, her moms Angie
and Sheila, and many friends. Those wishing to send a remembrance are invited to
make a contribution to The Breast Cancer 3-Day Walk (which Rachel was to have
participated in this August) benefiting the Komen for the Cure Foundation at
http://www.the3day.org/twincities07/goddessraf
I love how you plug your latest fund raising opportunity in your obit. Love the spice of
the zombies and chalupas. Give us some dirt Dirty, or at least make some of your life
up. It was funny and good. Score it 2 for death and 3 for life story.
Total: 5